I like root beer. It's tasty. Gimme some root beer, I'll likely drink it. HOWEVER ALL ROOT BEERS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL Come on down for a whole fuckin box of SPRECHERS root beer. Try to get a non-midwesterner to pronounce that name their head will explode. This shit is in GLASS BOTTLES. When you're lugging around this million pound box trying to figure out how it's gonna fit into your garage fridge you get to hear the satisfying CLINKING of the bottles. Highly recommend, I'm drinkin root beer every day. You could call me a conoisseur(?) however you spell that. No time to spell check gotta go get me another bottle. I may have forgotten where my opener is. I'll report back. Probably not.



















