Nov 12, 2025
was thinking about writing vsmp fanfiction and it hit me that a lot of the members have things that could at least resemble a human name OR have given their characters full names, but then Sausage introduced himself with a pen name and then later told everyone his full name was Mythical J Sausage. so what the fuck am i supposed to do with that </3
#i was specifically thinking about how martyn still calls him M#and i was like. man.#ik theres a lot of random noun names present but like#pyro and legs are both called by shortened versions of their usernames#which they also basically use like surnames for their characters#which is normal. lots of people are mostly called by nicknames derived from their surnames#martyn ren and scott also all have full names for their characters#oh and abolish too according to the wiki but hes also a random word name guy to me#theres several with just regular human first names or could pass as such (pearl pearlescentmoon)#and then a handful of random word names that dont sound *too* outlandish or silly (drift. avid. i count abolish here)#but then#sausage.#his name is sausage. his name is mythical j sausage. he writes under the pen name 'm'#the letter m.#half the other players call him sausage and half call him m#his name is sausage and hes trying very hard to seduce the vampires.#actually maybe it's not his fault. maybe it's everyone elses fault for having names that are too normal#going back to hermitland where everyone's names are either random nouns made up names or real names that arent their own#come with me sausage youll fit in so well#hang out with a guy who still goes by his nickname from school and a guy whose name is an anagram of his real legal name#and a guy who is also named after meat
