#satcasm

I get so personally offended when you guys say you don't like bad blood like stop bragging that you've never been betrayed!!!!!!!

my government assigned kin is the where are my pants guy from the lego movie

take these quizzes foe the trith http://www.quotev.com/quiz/4346887/Date-With-Dave-Strider/ http://www.quotev.com/quiz/6349071/Would-Dave-Strider-Like-You/

So, you're trying to tell me there's a machine that does the exact same thing, and carries the exact same accessories, as a brand I actually carry, but the name is spelled only two letters differently? Yeah, I guess patent laws and trademarks aren't actually a thing these days right?