#satanic cryptid

OVERSIZED CHONKERS

I LOVE EM BUT I FEEL LIKE I'D BE SCARED OF EM IRL UNFORTUNATELY BUT THEY LOOK ADORABLE AND SPOOPY HONESTLY-

I forgot what they were for a hot second and was like "are they like hermit crabs that steal coconuts or something" and forgot they're so large you can practically hold em

OKAY OKAY LEMME TELL YOU A STORY // THE CONTEXT;

I WAS HALF ASLEEP ONCE UPON A TIME, LIKE, YEARS AGO AND I ATE CEREAL WITH A FORK. I APPARENTLY DID THIS A HANDFUL OF TIMES WHENEVER I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT UP UNTIL MONTHS LATER AND I WAS LIKE "WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE MAN" BUT PROCEEDED TO EAT IT WITH A FORK BFHJVFHJVFVJF

My biggest fans; two gay children except one of them has 2 of their sideblogs which are also my biggest fans- 

your husband will be given the talk 

ahem

@nikolas-is-gay

Man I don’t know about you but this abomination has a shitty fusion design.Though at least Zerum doesn’t need to do the talking?? <:3cAza saved their life for once. And that’s about it really.