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Physician’s Hands by SassyWarlock

Arthur hears a rumor about the size of Merlin's... 'hands'. He seeks to confirm the validity of these rumors so he can put a stop to them. That's the only reason he wants to know. The ONLY reason.

I live for Arthur’s denial. It’s always hilarious and this fic is no exception. Funny and Sexy. My favorite combination besides angsty and romantic. 

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My cat, Kilgharrah, volunteers for ring bearer duty. But only if he can give a vague speech about destiny that mainly consists of veiled sexual innuendos.

Would donations to koala nature reserves be acceptable? That may be all I can swing if I’m going to spend most of my money on a sweet getup for this shindig.

You’ve done something awesome and also the same thing I did yesterday >.>

Confession: I like your fics so I know I'll like this one so I'm subscribed to it and waiting for it to all be posted so I can do that thing where I stay up all night reading it in one sitting >.>

Haha, it’s funny how you compare my work to creative marketing! I suppose it is in a sense, since everyone here just wants more followers ;) Thank you though, and I’m glad you like my fanfiction!

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let me know why

Fierce as all get out, fuck yeah