#sasha squared

“C’mon, just one kiss,”

[Judge You Like A French Girl]

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[Get Judged]

[Ship Meme]Sasha Squared

who said i love you first? Both, it wasn’t a hard conclusion

who laughs when the other trips? Both, come on.

who pays the bills? Both!

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Soda Sasha, methinks.

who’s more clumsy? Mmmm, tied between the two, oorrrr Soda Sasha

who checks their daily horoscope? Neither

who sings louder in the car? Coffee Sasha

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Coffee Sasha

who is more up to date in pop culture? Coffee Sasha

who insists on going to see the newest movies? Both, probably.

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Neither, channel-flipping commences

who’s the lighter sleeper? Soda Sasha

who believes in ghosts? Neither, unless you count Jack as a ghost.

who does the grocery shopping? They alternate.

[Shippin’ Memes]

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