Gandalf: I’m gonna break your staff.
Saruman: so?
Gandalf: *breaks staff*
Saruman: I’m still an angelic being. Why did that matter?
Gandalf: it was very dramatic. In this world that makes it powerful magic. I just beat you.
Saruman: ah fuck.
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Gandalf: I’m gonna break your staff.
Saruman: so?
Gandalf: *breaks staff*
Saruman: I’m still an angelic being. Why did that matter?
Gandalf: it was very dramatic. In this world that makes it powerful magic. I just beat you.
Saruman: ah fuck.

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Tolkien: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger
Saruman: I am henceforth replacing my white clothes with multicolored shiny robes, and I currently have an army of 10,000 to bring me 1 small hobbit with a ring.