#sargent shultz

absolutely in love with Shultz from Hogan's Heroes who routinely tells the prisoners things like "if you escape you're going to get me in a lot of trouble," and " NO monkey business, I DONT want to be transferred because of you." He literally catches them outside the fence MULTIPLE times and each time pust his rifle down and goes "what are you doing? Do you know how much trouble you're causing me??? Go back inside!" Chaotic Uncle Energy.