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Bestie: hold on I’m putting you on speaker in the street so be kind [pause] okay—
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE CRABS?
Bestie: NO
Me: AND YOURE PREGNANT TOO?
Bestie: STOPIT
Me: DOES IT ITCH
Bestie: imbeggingyou
Me: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Bestie: you know what no one in this neighborhood speaks English anyway so joke’s on you
Me: so I should keep going
Bestie: nopleasestop
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My best friend and I took this quiz and I got Jason and she got Janet and if that doesn’t prove we’re soul mates then idk what will
Bestie: hi I’m leaving you a voicemail coz this guy is trying to hit on me so I’m avoiding him. What should we talk about....
bestie: Oh PIZZA. We could say so much about pizza!
Bestie:
Bestie: actually I can’t think of anything.
Bestie: Haha I just realized you’re gonna have a long voicemail where i DONT talk about pizza
Bestie: so you know that guy I've been crushing on for the past year
Me: yeah
Bestie: we were talking today and he was like "well I live with my boyfriend"....
Me: oh honey
Bestie: yeah he kept talking and I was trying to keep a straight face
Me: liTERALLY
bestie: *whimper*
bestie: I hope you watch this movie coz it references one of my favorite topics
me:
bestie: POO
bestie: THEY JOKED ABOUT POO
me:
bestie: *dies of laughter*
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Bestie: I'm so tired from walking
Me: lie down and start rolling
Bestie: b-but I'm walking uphill...
Me:
Me: ...did you actually consider lying down and rolling.
Bestie:
Bestie:
My bestie had a dream that she gave birth to triplets. I had a dream I was a middle school teacher... now I'm wondering if I taught her kids in my dream
Cannot articulate how grateful I am to have spent my 24th birthday surrounded by amazing people who have shown me that love comes from everywhere, and means facing the world's struggles together as a team, supporting each other and building each other up Thank you to @sarahbcha for enduring a hellish three commute, for your laughter and love, for your pure joy, and for blessing me as my best friend Thank you Sharmila for coming in from Florida, for your laughter & love, for being a powerhouse in life and an unwavering rock in our friendship Thank you to @c7animatics for being an amazing lil bro who puts up with me every day with patience, joy, and unconditional love, and makes being your sister an honor And last but not least thank you to my parents for your unconditional encouragement and love, for your warmth and understanding, for always being here Basically-- I am so blessed and grateful for the love I am surrounded by. I hope I put a fraction of that back out into the world ❤️❤️❤️
