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me: if you need me I'll be on the second floor of the library
plumber: ok
[a little while later]
plumber: *walking around, on the phone* she says she's on the second floor but I don't see her anywhere
me: [sitting out in the open] ☹ I'm right here
plumber: *jUMPS* *looking around* 😰 wHERE
me: *waving* helloooo😫oo
plumber: oh jesus fucking christ you blend right in I thought you were a tiny statue holy shit
me: ☹ can I help you or did you just come down here to insult me
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The fire department came to my building last night to investigate a fire and this old neighbor came out to grumble about all the new people moving to this building reporting cooking smoke as fires and now I’m awaiting his blog post “Millenials Are Ruining The Arson Industry”
someone's been texting the wrong number at my work phone with an invite to parties and then over the weekend texted my work phone to say there's been a death in the family so being the awkward bean I am I replied "Hi, FYI this isn't Kendra-- I believe you have the wrong number. But I offer my condolences"
Me: two tickets to How to Train Your Dragon please
Ticket Selling Person: two.... adult tickets?
Me: yES 😫
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construction supervisor: did you know you weigh as much as a roll of roofing material
me: wow and since I'm exactly 5'0, that means you never need a scale or a ruler when I'm around
construction worker: *carries off roll of roofing material*
construction supervisor: there goes one kayla
[in a loud bar]
Mom: what are you talking about
Me: *fingerspelling* M-S-G
Mom: who’s Ms. G?
Me: no no *fingerspelling* M-S-G
Mom: “mzzzzzzguh?”
Dad: *speaks* Madison square garden
Mom: ohhh
Me: why do I bother
totally did NOT start off my work week finding out that my pants are made out of fabric with insufficient friction to keep me on a plastic bus seat when it stops short. And definitely was NOT the only person on the bus to completely shoot forward out of my seat and go flying through half the bus before i managed to catch myself on a pole and return with whatever was left of my dignity to my seat
