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❤️ (Samson)

send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

I would kill for you. (What hurts about this one is there’d be no hesitation or second-guessing due to the lesson from what happened to Sal. You can’t hesitate or the person you love dies. It’s not happening again– not to Jade.) • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you.

I think I want children with you. (GIVE HIM A SON.) • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) (Tbh I don’t think he’s going to keep it to himself much longer. He really wants her to know.) • I love you like family. • You are part of my family. • I could fall am in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side shove you behind me to keep you safe from harm because you are smol and fragile whereas I am not. • I will never let you go.

I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. (And 9 times out of 10, grab her butt while doing so but I digress.) • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. (Spare bedroom, my ass.) • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could do everything I can to make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#(( soooo many things are bolded xD ))#forgingfaces #Samson;Jade #;I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side #;ask

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//Maybe it’s not specifically Luigi that’s the other part of their relationship. Maybe it’s ALL Mario-related characters/things/etc… because Jade was like ‘gotta show Samson!’

[[ I LOVE THIS. God, if (when?) they do get married, there is sooo going to have to be at least some Mario-themed stuff around. Gotta pay tribute to it somehow. And yeah, pretty sure he texts her random Mario stuff throughout the day. Just automatically whenever he sees it. No thinking. Instant JADE NEEDS TO SEE AND APPRECIATE WITH ME action. So at least they’re on the same page xD ]]

@forging-faces

#[[ this is probably why I tag you in a billion videos to show her from him ;; probablyyy ]]#Samson;Jade #;I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side #forgingfaces #submission

//Think Valentine’s Day card or something… I don’t know I don’t know. We’re spit balling here…

[[ !!! I LOVE IT. Know what’s sad though? I’m pretty sure whenever she brings up Mario to him from now on, he’s gonna get super turned on. Just instantly a mess. Because Pavlov associations? Like... Luigi + Jade = blowjobs & princess peach talk, so clearly Mario + Jade = FUN TIMES™

But whenever she opens her mouth, he wants to shove her against a wall anyway, so maybe this isn’t actually news, idkkk ]]

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#[[ also this made my whole day and i really needed that so thank you thank you ;; i love you so much <3 ]]#forgingfaces #outofcoquin #Samson;Jade #;I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side #;save #;happy tag #submission

If you’re curious how fucking EXTRA Jade is for this damn date… this is a pop that was limited edition in the 80s. The pop itself is discontinued in America, but! The FLAVORS are still available in Japan. And if don’t think her ass would special order this from Japan and print the OLD covers (with the Mario characters on them) while still making it look fucking legit, YOU ARE MISTAKEN! Honest. I want this date threaded because of how fucking extra she’s being. Like we can do the whole date, go carting and all, or pick up when they get home and how fucking EXTRA she goes in decorating. I just want documentation… and if after all this HE STILL DOESN’T THINK SHE LOVES HIM?! Fuck man.

// BUT BUT BUT HE DOES THINK SHE LOVES HIM!! HE JUST DOESN’T THINK SHE’LL SAY IT. When you told him she loved him, he said he believes you for the most part and that if she does, she’ll tell him one day! GIVE MY BOY SOME POINTS FOR THAT. but yeah bitch** better fully believe by the end of this tbh. and he might actually say it by the end of the thread though??

ok back to Mario

We need it to be a full thread! Kinda thinking we should do your idea of picking it up when they get home though bc I haven’t been gocarting in years and always hated it so can’t remember the details. BUT OTHER THAN THAT. Full thread it up! With the adorable sodas. So he can love all over her Princess Peach self.<3 <3

** samson is the bitch here, fyi

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#{{ those are adorable btw ;; I WANT THE YOSHI ONE }}#forgingfaces #;save #Samson;Jade #;I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side #submission

I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT KIND OF DOG SAMSON HAS, BUT THEY GOT OPTIONS YO!!!!

// HE’S A WHITE COCKAPOO AND IS THE BROTHER OF JUDE’S DOG, SO HE LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

So basically, pretty much like the dog in your first picture. xD Now they have to choose between Bowser and Yoshi!! Both so cuuute.

Also, while you’re here, look at this terrifying Toad one:

NIGHTMARE-INDUCING

#{{ I also found one that's a Chain Chomp and another that's a Koopa Troopa #but I'm pretty sure those are a littleeee too obscure }}#forgingfaces #Samson;Jade #{{ must save mario madness in their tag <3 }}#submission

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{{ Omfg. I wish I could get to my gifs to show you his reaction to this b/c christ almighty. For now, he would simply like you to know that this image will haunt his dreams for fucking YEARS. That is all. xD }}

#forgingfaces #{{ alsooo I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH #and he loves Jadeeeee #AND WE ALL LOVE YOU GUYS <333 #thank you for sending this! it made my night. xoxoxo }}#Samson;Jade #outofcoquin #submission

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Samson having to deal with Jade’s nonsense 🤣🤣🤣

( I LOVE THIS!! pretty sure he’d throw a pillow at her for that ahaha )

#( he reallyyyy loves when she wears his shirts though #i don't know if he's actually admitted that to her yet though?? i can't rememberrrr )#forgingfaces #Samson;Jade #;I'll take my chance 'cause luck is on my side #submission

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ishabassi/super-mario-character-nintendo-sex-quiz?utm_term=.bszzZ7L9zd#.bszzZ7L9zd

WHICH MARIO CHARACTER DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AND I IMMEDIATELY DID IT FOR JADE AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WE ONLY DID IT ONCE AND THIS WAS THE ANSWER!!! WIFEY!!!! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?!?!?’

HOW DID YOU EVEN!!! omggg I can’t stop laughing. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN. I hope you realize Samson’s crackling up, all “I FUCKIN’ KNEW IT!!!” Why’s Luigi always gotta try his damnedest to steal his woman?? smh. also I’m so happy it mentioned the mansion. <33

PS I took it for him and I, anddd we got Mario so Samson’s... very confused xD

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#[[ but!! that would explain why he's always sticking up for mario to jade soooo ]]#forgingfaces #outofcoquin #Samson;Jade #submission

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