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I know I have 219 other fics to write but this AU got me in a death grip
I Passed Go, What About The Two-Hundred Dollars?
Sam walked into the party Schlatt and Quackity- two of the richest guys at their school- were throwing, expecting to get drunk, but not to get swept into a round of weird kinky public sex with the hottest guy in town. He isn't complaining, just surprised.
[College AU Party Gangbang]
Ship: Quackity/Jschlatt/Sam/Technoblade
Dubcon, Foursome, College AU, Drugs and Alcohol, Marijuana, Fucking Under The Influence, Public Sex, Trans Technoblade, Public Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Double vaginal Penetration, Creampie, Stomach Bulge, Cum Inflation, Implied Gangbang, Degradation
Warnings: Use of the words Cuntboy, Whore, Slut, and Cumslut; Implied Reference to Steroids
wait omg sam is like the only person is see that’s probably taller than techno… that’s so cute
In a way
my evil rarepair btw. techno don’t look but there’s a government next to you

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For c!Samnoblade shippers… you gotta remember this iconic c!Sam moment. like—this guy (I luv him but 💀):
https://www.tumblr.com/call-me-apple/688512505541263360/tfw-when-you-yes-and-your-way-into-a-bit
Yeah, lol. Like hey, isn’t Technoblade the most dangerous warrior on the server? he’s gotta be in that weird ahh scrapbook right? also diabolical potential tht c!dreams in the scrapbook bc he’s evil hence more dangerous.
im cryn that’s so funny I wish the link to the clip wasn’t deleted 😔 Sam the FREAK
the more I learn about csam the worse it gets
shoutout ctechno and cawesamdude shoutout tall guy x even taller guy. whats the thought process behind the ship tho
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I yapped about this to oomf so I’m going to put that here because I think I articulated it well despite the capslock
And also Sam is a freak and a weirdo anyways and tends to like people who hate his guts but techno doesn’t really hate his guts he just kind of feels bad for him it’s like rebellion guy who will do whatever it takes to get justice even if it’s bad x guy who fell for the propaganda and truly believes what he’s doing is right do you understand me puter
Kinktober day sixteen - remote control
prompts: remote control
pairing: Awesamdude/Techno
based on prompt by anon
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"Tell me if this does anything," Sam said, clicking a button on the console.
A few seconds passed, during which nothing happened. None of the indicator lights came to life. No whirring noises or other sounds that would prompt a reaction from the machine. Completely dead.
"Nope," Techno said. He rubbed his face. "Guess I'm just broken forever." He added a laugh at the end, like he wasn't taking it seriously.
Sam didn't reply. He was squinting at the console, and the blueprints laid out before him. Working on a construct he hadn't designed was one of his least favorite things. Normally, he wouldn't even consider doing a job like this. But he owed Techno a favor.
"Let's try something else," he said. He walked back to where Techno was sitting, a treatment chair Sam stole from a derelict hospital. Sam was not a doctor. He was an engineer. But in this day and age, humanity and cybernetics had crossed over so much, he definitely felt like a medical professional. He worked on flesh more often than he cared to admit.
Just flesh interwoven with wires and metal and sensors. Like Techno's body.
"Bend forward," Sam said curtly. Some would describe him as a man of few words. Techno did lean over, pulling his long hair over his shoulder to be out of the way of his naked back. Sam carefully traced his fingers over Techno's spine, feeling the slight indents of the implants. They ran along Techno's spinal nerve all the way down to a few inches above his tailbone, where Techno had been cut in half.
Something that would have been deadly in the past, but Techno survived because of a new procedure. From the hip down, he was mechanical. A cyborg, they'd call it in the old sci-fi books written before the future became the present.
The issue with being a cyborg was that mechanical failures were an entirely different ballpark from medical emergencies.
The implants in Techno's spinal nerve were supposed to keep him in control of the lower half of his body, but if they malfunctioned, as they were currently, he couldn't move his legs at all, or feel anything.
Sam readjusted some of the plugs he'd put into the implants. Techno hissed when his fingers were near them. The area was sensitive.
"Let me try something else," Sam said. Techno nodded.
"Whatever you think will help."
The two of them didn't often interact. They didn't get along either, they were too different from each other as people. But Sam was the only one with the skills to help Techno. And thus, Techno made himself useful from time to time so Sam would owe him one.
He returned to his consoles and flicked a few switches. Perhaps a stronger electrical current would gain better results. He needed to restore the connection somehow, since it was still physically there, just not currently conducting the wanted signals.
For the first few seconds, Techno didn't react. But then Sam turned the dial, gradually increasing the electric current he was using to try and stimulate the mechanic nerve endings again. Techno shifted, exhaling.
"Something's working," he said.
"I don't see any feedback yet," Sam answered. The indicator wasn't showing much change. "What do you feel?"
"I'm not sure-" Techno started, until Sam turned the dial another quarter turn, and then he gasped softly. "It tingles."
"Tingles?" Sam asked. He supposed even the fake nerve endings could create such stimuli.
"It feels weird," Techno said.
"Does it hurt?"
Techno shook his head. He shifted again. Sam got the distinct impression he would be squirming, if he had enough control over the lower half of his body to do so.
"Uncomfortable?" he checked.
Another shake of the head. "Just weird."
"Let's keep going then." Sam turned the dial further. He saw Techno flex his fingers against the edge of the chair. The heart rate monitor picked up, showing that Techno's pulse was going quicker than before. But Sam was more interested in the machine in front of him. Finally, he could see the signals. Back and forth, up and down. Something he was doing was working.
Maybe the conduits were just clogged.
He turned the dial up further. The electricity was definitely not coming through as strongly as it should, yet there was some reaction, an utterly fascinating result. As long as Techno's lower body was stimulated, that was good. The connection could clear itself out if Sam kept going long enough.
So he turned the dial again and heard Techno moan loudly.
Sam's head shot up, in stark contrast with Techno's own that had fallen to his chest. A chest that was rising and falling quickly, with a red flush that crept all the way up to Techno's cheeks. His mouth hung a little open, and his fingers were rhythmically massaging against the chair's armrest.
"Did I hurt you?" Sam asked. Though, he had a fair idea something else was happening.
"No," Techno said quickly. "It's okay. Keep going. It's working."
"I know it's working," Sam said. He could see the evidence of that in front of himself.
But he did turn the dial some more. Techno groaned, his breathing turning into short little pants. Sam knew that Techno lost certain... physical aspects of his lower body. Nobody was going to put a dick on a cybernetic prosthetic, even if that prosthetic included everything below the hip. But the stimulation for sexual pleasure went from the nerves straight up to the brain. Sam never thought it could be mimicked in another way aside from touch.
And from the looks of Techno, quite effectively.
He was making a decent effort of keeping his noises down, to sit still while the stimuli must be coursing straight through him. Sam decided to leave the man his dignity, not mentioning what was about to happen, as he turned the dial up to the highest setting, hoping it would also clear the conduits fully.
Techno cried out, sudden and sharp, before muffling it into another smothered moan. His body bucked one, lifting off the chair before he fell back into it. Sam turned the machine off.
"Do you feel your legs again?" he asked.
"Y-yeah," Techno said. "Thanks."
Sam smiled. "Anytime. You know where to find me if you ever need another treatment."