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I don't think that's how you 69 guys

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part of an AU, more to come soon :) CW blood
in my main AU, the first time cquackity shows up to torture cdream, cdream plays scared to lure him in and then absolutely ROCKS his shit. very nearly kills him, csam has to haul ass to try and save cquackity, and cdream alllllmost gets his ass too. at the last minute, quackity hits dream over the head with a pickaxe and knocks him out. after that, quackity and sam chain him up—arms cuffed behind back, muzzle, retractable chains soldered into the wall which can be adjust to limit his range of motion. in this AU, they only cuff his arms behind his back and give him an ankle chain, because quackity is extra mad and wants to prove that dream isn’t that powerful. surprise surprise, it turns out to be a stupid idea and dream catches him off guard again. this time he tries to tear quackity’s throat out with his teeth, and sam can’t get there before dream does some serious damage. quackity bargains for his life with dream and promises to get him out. now obviously he’s not gonna keep his promise, but while healing he does start to think that torturing dream is a waste of time, and so is just keeping him locked up in his cell. he’s powerful, isn’t he? a great fighter. quackity and sam have made a lot of enemies (the timeline is switched around a little; sam has already kidnapped michael and instead of being put in prison, ctechno, ceret, and ctubbo just killed him), and they and Las Nevadas could be in danger. might be useful to have a guard dog.
in this AU, quackity and sam also already have a Something going on. neither of them would ever call it a ‘relationship.’ but they are banging
Ehehehe ship advancements. I saw the template floating around and went "is anybody gonna make some for my incredibly specific blorbo combos" and then didn't wait for an answer <3
quackity in the cuck chair what will he do

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sirius and james have been sleeping together for a long while before sirius makes the mistake of calling james his boyfriend. when james insists what they’ve been doing is entirely casual, sirius does what he always does to clear his mind. he goes to get a new tattoo.
but marlene, who usually inks him, is unavailable today and instead, her apprentice will be able to help him. he’s skeptical but he’s already got a few bad impulse tattoos, what’s one more?
barty is crass and insensitive and very fucking smart. he make sirius laugh and sirius finds himself asking about barty’s own tattoos as the man etches into his skin. barty is wicked and he’s damn good with the tattoo gun.
the encounter ends with barty following sirius out for a smoke that has sirius pressed up against the side of the shop in the alleyway, his shirt rucked up and barty’s wicked mouth on his neck.
if sirius didn’t have a boyfriend, then james won’t mind hearing all about this encounter later. maybe james will even want a taste of barty for himself.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alexis | Quackity & Sam | Awesamdude, Alexis | Quackity/Sam | Awesamdude, Alexis | Quackity & Clay | Dream & Sam | Awesamdude, Clay | Dream & Sam | Awesamdude Characters: Alexis | Quackity, Sam | Awesamdude, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Prison Arc on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Pandora's Vault Prison, Implied/Referenced Torture, Prison Warden Sam | Awesamdude, Prisoner Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Canon Compliant, Character Study, Explicit Sexual Content, One Night Stands, Prison Sex, Porn With Plot, Disturbing Themes, Perpetrator trauma, this whole fic is basically just the perpetrator trauma manifesto, Drunk Sex, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, the first half of this fic is wacko server politics stuff, the second half is offputting and reprehensible sex, the prisoner is not physically there but you might say his presence is felt, Not RPF Summary:
Quackity smiles mirthfully, shrugging off his jacket. “Yeah, yeah, I know. Gentlemen prefer blondes, right?”
Sam pauses. “I don't— What do you mean? I’ve never dated a blonde.”
“No need to get all tense, man.” Quackity eyes him with carefully-crafted disinterest. “It’s just a turn of phrase.” ___________________ Two long-time friends and short-time business partners have a fun, no-strings-attached one night stand. Or, alternatively: a warden and a torturer have cringe fail sex and try very hard not to psychoanalyze each other about it. Everything’s a matter of perspective, after all.
Happy anniversary! Picture was a day late because I was still fan-giggling over the arts I've been given, but have a candy corn colored bear!
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