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@planningconquest (whom i cannot tag because tumblr hates me) wanted troy getting a break and eating baklava

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Can someone please tell my brain to turn off. Or at least get in gear and finish my current multi-chapter story. You know, the one I have not updated in months.
I do not need to start writing for a new fandom. I most definitely do not need a story where Sam Troy from Rat patrol is secretly Odysseus who was made immortal through some mysterious means. I blame the creators of this song who gave me the idea.
Ten characters from Ten different shows that my family says I'm like + A few words of their description of the character
If this proves anything it proves that I'm crazy
10. Arthur Dietrich - Barney Miller - My Mother + Smart and calm
You know, my mom says I spout off information like him
9. Danny Williams - Hawaii Five 0 - My father - Brave and a stand up guy
For some reason my father feels this one is too obvious for him to explain.
8. Jack Moffitt and Sam Troy - The Rat Patrol - Friend 1 - Leads, gay, good bois
Yes they broke my rules but they feel like they can't have one without the other, because they both lead the team.
7. Inspector Japp - Poirot - My sister - Annoying but means well
I was told this is once again obvious to everyone.
6. BJ Hunnicutt - M*A*S*H - My therapy group - Dad™
Well they do all call me dad....
5. Murdoch - The A Team - The Lead Barista - Wild card
....You know she ain't wrong...
4. Dr. Jack Morrison - St Elsewhere - Friend 2 - Caring and Kind
She said it was a toss up between Samuels and Morrison and I feel those two are on very different sides of the spectrum.
3. Bones - Star trek TOS - My brother - realistic and sarcastic
My brother would like to inform you that I do say I'm a doctor not a ____ alot.
2. Patch - Days of our life - Friend 3 - Goofy and Sweet
I love my friend but I get more compared to John.....
1. Louis Lebeau - Hogan's heroes - My Boyfriend - Short™
He looked me in my stupid fucking face said “HAHA, YOUR BOTH SHORT„
Troy and Moffitt over the course of the first episode go from Troy being like, "I don't know you, I don't trust you, I'm not taking my eyes off of you," to "I trust you with my life, stay with me, of course I'll have a threeway with you."

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The Kill or be Killed Raid art poster
Thanks to graveyardnuggets who not only inspired this series but also reminded me that rough drafts do not magically type and edit themselves
Out of Uniform
“So where’d you get that hat?” Carter asked, and Dietrich blinked a few times. They were walking around the camp, getting the ‘penny tour’ and so far he’d been keeping his answers short and to the point.
“The hat?” He never knew where Sergeant Troy had gotten it, but he’d gotten it from the mocking Gestapo agent who’d retrieved it from an unconscious Troy. They’d jammed it on his head, and he’d made sure to keep with him since Africa. It had significant value to Sergeant Troy, and Dietrich intended to survive until he could return it. “I won it in a poker game.”
fanart for the Hogan’s Heroes / Rat Patrol fic “The Sheeps Clothing Raid” which is such an honest delight! as requested by @planningconquest