#sam lines

Sam: Uh… ESPN 2 went on the air in 1993, and ESPN launched well before I was born! (Beep-Beep!) Tyler: (Snidely) Which was when? The Bronze Age? Sam: WHERE'D I PUT THAT GUN?! Tyler: (Slightly chuckling) You don't have a gun…! Sam: I mean, I've been thinking about it.

Sam: (Voice sounds higher, like Neru in Gocha Gocha Urusee) 30 DAYS WITHOUT E-?! (Gasp) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IF MUSLIMS WERE FORBIDDEN FROM EATING… FOR 30 DAYS, THERE’D BE NO MUSLIMS LEFT!

Sam: Nowontothenextquestion, STAT! (Chuckle) I’ve always wanted to shout “stat” like that! Now to… stop the presses, huh, further proving that everything I’ve done in experience in my career and life is inextricably- (Beep-Beep!) Tyler: yaknow… ya kinda take the impact out of shouting, “stat,” if you ramble on for 5 minutes afterwards… Sam: SHUT YOUR MOUTH STAT!! 🗣️🔥

Sam, his voice glitching out: BI-BI-BI-BI-INGE. IIIIII-

Sam: Germany’s Record 8 tracks to the champion’s match in the World Cup only accounts for just over a third of the 22 tournaments! Isn’t that right, Conan? (Beep-Beep!) Conan: I don’t know if you’re tryna throw shade, but if you are, I suggest you start looking at the United States Men’s National Team… and their SHAMBOLIC record, Mr. Sam “Born in the USA” Feeley? Sam: I accept and mock our own failures, thus I am free to cast the first stone. Conan: I… cannot argue with that.

Pulled this from Discord. Credit to Kooky/disembodiedvoicecrossover for the original video.

Conan: *Joyous* It’s a 3-Way Tie! — — — Sam: Y’all did this on purpose to see what I would say in the event of a 3-way tie, didn’t you? Well, here’s what I have to say; “Get a f***ing life, nerds.” — — — Kenny: Woah-woah-woah… Hold on. A 3. Way. Tie? That’s a feat. Now riddle me this, you three; did this happen by chance, or is this game, like, your entire personality?

There we go, All 3 of the Re-Ride hosts have audio, now.

Sam: “Nearing Sam Quota”? Why would I be nearing my quota- unless… *Audibly Grinning* Ohh, man!