#jacketybox mumbles

there should be a new quiplash vote option where you vote for the two prompts to make out

homophobic gamers are not only obnoxious but they don't even play enough games. "games were better back in the 1990s when people weren't pushing a gay agenda and having gay characters or written by gay people" buddy you would not understand how many (positive? neutral?) depictions of gay people and queer romance in 90s games I have. go play a YDKJ game genius. they're aware of gay people, gay movies/shows, even some of the characters are stated/implied to be gay. is it perfect, no, it was written in the 90s by people from Chicago. but it's so silly to suggest video games weren't aware of gay people until "bad modern games" when I own like 5 games that happily tell me when it's Coming Out Day and that they're gay and love the host. just say you only played games for actual babies and get over it

untouchable feeling like the one where you get 6 or 7 out of 7 on a DisOrDat where you only knew one answer for sure

if they released a new Headrush every 5 years to keep up with modern slang and what the kids were into (but otherwise everything else was pretty much the same) Bob would bring Milan on and say that Milan's "lowkey in his 'mop' era" and Milan would "highkey" hit him upside the head