Jacketybox Mumbles

Welcome! This is an unofficial archive of a bunch of Jackbox and Jellyvision quotes, presented in both audio and video form!

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Moderators:

Mod Schmitstinstein ( @pastelsherbert) (Currently Unavailable)

Mod Blankenburg ( @makaversecolon3)

Characters

Cookie, Schmitty, Guy, Buzz, Nate, Bob

Conan, Tyler, Sam, Phil, Kenny, Elevator Lady

Helen, Donny, Mavis, Raul, Nate the Intern, Bob the producer

Billy O’ Brian, Old Man

Candy, Miles, Daisy

Drawful Hostess, [REDACTED], Binjpipe

Conan: 7 out of 7. Okay, I… have to shoot my shot, here. Do you know what that means? Does ANYONE know what that means? (Beep-Beep!) Tyler: (Stern Teacher-tone) I told you to drop it…! Conan: Oh COME ON!

Master Mentalist: Did you… um… did you watch the tutorial…?

Sam, his voice glitching out: BI-BI-BI-BI-INGE. IIIIII-

Conan: (With a voice filter akin to [REDACTED]) This is your wake-up call~!

British Man (Who sounds like Tyler): Oh dear, we seem to have run out of “Sauted Mushroom Mash”! British Lady (Who sounds like Conan): Oh heavens no, how are we gonna make our ketchup, my dear Tiddly-wings? British Man: Pip-pip, Cheerio, I’ll just run down to the market and get us some new mushrooms! British Lady: Oh that would be jolly good!

Conan: “You have the right to remain silent.” Unless, of course, you get caught trying to slay a tyrant, in which case, your only right is gonna be to rot to death in a dark, dingy, dungeon. (Beep-Beep!) Tyler: Hey! At least no-one’s gonna make you play a trivia game in THAT dark, dingy, dungeon! Conan: Our dungeon isn’t that DINGY! Also, shut up!

Got the audio from here:

(Silence) (Beep-Beep!) Tyler: *sigh* Conan… Conan: No- I’m not talking to them! Tyler: C’mon, dude… Conan: What if it’s contagious? Tyler: What if favorite foods are “contagious”? Conan: Well — BRAIN DAMAGE — Brain damage can be contagious! Tyler: I think the players’ll be safe. Yours probably isn’t. Conan: Oh F*** off!

Conan: The word “lens” comes from the Latin word for “lentil”. I once let my friend use my contact lenses via the mail for her camping trip in Britain, but she lost them in her soup. So the leant lenses I’d sent went absent among the lentils in her tent in Kent.

(Look under the cut)

(Posted by Mod Blankenburg)

Cookie: Nuh-uh! Kate Winslet survived!

Hello, starting today, this blog is going to be a solo act for what estimate to be 2 years, because Mod Schmitstinstein’s absence. (You can view the full details HERE.)

Sam: Germany’s Record 8 tracks to the champion’s match in the World Cup only accounts for just over a third of the 22 tournaments! Isn’t that right, Conan? (Beep-Beep!) Conan: I don’t know if you’re tryna throw shade, but if you are, I suggest you start looking at the United States Men’s National Team… and their SHAMBOLIC record, Mr. Sam “Born in the USA” Feeley? Sam: I accept and mock our own failures, thus I am free to cast the first stone. Conan: I… cannot argue with that.

Pulled this from Discord. Credit to Kooky/disembodiedvoicecrossover for the original video.

Conan: *Joyous* It’s a 3-Way Tie! — — — Sam: Y’all did this on purpose to see what I would say in the event of a 3-way tie, didn’t you? Well, here’s what I have to say; “Get a f***ing life, nerds.” — — — Kenny: Woah-woah-woah… Hold on. A 3. Way. Tie? That’s a feat. Now riddle me this, you three; did this happen by chance, or is this game, like, your entire personality?

There we go, All 3 of the Re-Ride hosts have audio, now.

Sam: “Nearing Sam Quota”? Why would I be nearing my quota- unless… *Audibly Grinning* Ohh, man!

Tyler: What’s. Your. Fault? Conan: Okay- look, it’s- it’s- so, Sa-Sam… made a deal with our sponsor… right? And, he’s gonna… call one of their… big… hockey tournaments this weekend. *struggling to find words* And, and then, he- he was really caught up in the prep, and… and then at Clark’s he asked me whether I could let you know, because he wasn’t sure if he could find the time to pop back to the complex before the night, and I said “yes”, and I kinda forGOT to tell you about it, and then I… overslept my alarm, and now…- Tyler: Wait. What? This… this isn’t some sort of “revenge takeover” is it? We’re gonna have to search The Bottom… Conan: N-no! He’s like… look! I’ll tell you the channel… he’ll be on after the game… you can tune in, and you’ll see that he’s all fine, and really just calling some hockey this weekend. Tyler: *sighs*… Suppose we got a game to run… Conan: Yes. Yes we do. Uh… look, you’ll see. *stutters* I swear I’m not bullshitting you, Tyler. Tyler: Whatever. From the top. Studio Announcer: Sure thing, Tyler! By the way, Conan, it’s great to have you back as host! ^-^ Conan: Thanks. But, I’m just filling in. Okay, not taking over. FILLING IN. Okay, let’s go.

Your honor, the Announcer’s part of their friend group.

Cookie: A “joule” is a measurement of electricity or power! (Players earn/lose money) Cookie: I’m… actually working on a uh… real world prototype! Just gotta… comBINE all this… blue energy-… *electricity crackling* GAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHHCK!