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“Funny how you two were the closest thing I had to decent father figures...”

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Evelyn Marshmallow (c) @saltymarshmallows & her Other Half who’s not Nori (copyright aint gonna get me yoh)

This is Evelyn. Evelyn is the cutest and longest baby ever... or so says her mother.

I heard somewhere that her paradise would be a world filled by those tiny little weird toys and her fake newspaper. I forgot about the newspaper so only toys for her. Several toys so she wouldn't be lonely while laundry is being done.

I just wanted to do something sweet for Salty (oh, the irony), so hope you like it :)

OhHOOOhoho Anon, I had to clip my blunt to answer this one. Salty is…she’s my Mine. She’s my mine in the way that someone who you just love is yours. I dunno how to explain it. She is so talented, and amazing, and sooo fucking cute and an amazing writer and loves me and–before anyone gets any ideas, yes I am married. So is she. And i respect the hell out of her relationship. I really like her husband too! He’s a dork and he loves her and is good to her and makes her happy and I love that! I wanna slap him he’s so cute to her. And she respects my husband too. She’s my Mine in the way that, even though we have known each other going on maybe three years, feels like longer. She’s my mine because she gets me. She knows me and gets my tastes and my styles and calls me out on my bullshit and is so nice about it like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. What did i do to deserve that in the best of ways???

When best friend talking about their ocs with your ocs

WHEN YOU AND BEST FRIEND  TALK ABOUT YOUR OCS BANGING

March 20th is Evan’s birthday!!

And @saltymarshmallows‘s 1 year wedding anniversary!

“No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.” -The Cat from The Last Unicorn

Bad Jokes are Bad

This has nothing to do with anything, I just saw it in my art folder and had to put it up because omg Evan is such an adorable dorky shit, i love him.