How about for Salstrade, "It may harm your defense."
Another long over due flash fic where the prompter gives the pairing and the story title. Sorry this took so long, @theemptyquarto.
âRight. So tell me again, in your own words, what exactly happened to delay you, Greg. And do bear in mind,â Sally added, her face and voice both utterly neutral, âthat whatever you say right now - it may harm your defence.â
Greg bit his lower lip and raked his fingers through his close-cropped hair, wishing, not for the first time, that he was capable of coming up with a good way to lie to Sally. Not because he wanted to deceive her, but because he was a coward and an idiot, but mostly because he feared the truth would be the straw that broke the camelâs back. So to speak. Not that he was comparing Sally to a camel - God, never let THAT slip from mind to tongue! No, it was just because he was terrified of losing the most important person in his life because of the aforesaid idiocy and cowardice.
With a sigh, he resigned himself to his fate. Looking the white-gowned woman dead in the eyes (gorgeous, dark brown eyes that sparkled so beautifully when she was happy but were flat pools at the moment), he said, âSherlock called. Needed me to come to the morgue. Said it was for a case.â
Sally nodded, still radiating absolute calm. âOf course. Sherlock Holmes needed you the night before your wedding so of course you went at the drop of an ear-hat. So what was it - chasing after criminals all night? Round trip by train to Wales?â She raked her eyes over his form, and finally he could see the disapproval in them - and, worst of all, the hurt. âHeâs always going to be more bloody important to you than I am, isnât he. Maybe we shouldâŚcall it off now, Greg.â
He held up his hands placatingly. âNo, Sally, it wasnât like that, I swear! It wasnât a case.â He shuddered. âIt wasâŚmy stag do. The one I said I didnât want. He and John and Mike and Phillip and Gary Dimmock got me so pissed I overslept and Sherlock and the others are still out cold so I donât have a Best Man but Sally, I promise youâŚâ He stepped forward, reaching out, huffing out a relieved breath when she allowed him to take her hands. âI promise you, nothing could keep me from marrying you today. I love you,â he added softly, sincerely. âI do, I swear. You mean more to me than anyone.â
âSo why didnât you call or text?â she asked, not - quite - letting him off the hook. Not with a chapel full of friends and family - minus the culprits heâd just named as partners in crime - waiting for them.
âSherlock did something to my phone, said he didnât want me making excuses to duck out, and then I, er, sort of misplaced it,â he confessed miserably. âAnd then when I woke up, saw what time it was, all I could think about was getting dressed and getting here as quickly as I could.â
Sally pursed her lips, tilted her head to one side, and gave him a considering look. âRight,â she said after a long, agonizing moment. âItâs your lucky day, Greg, coz Iâm feeling very forgiving at the moment. But,â she added warningly, going so far as to shake her bouquet of wildflowers in his face, âif you pull this kind of âshowing up at the last minuteâ crap when our babyâs born, Iâm kicking you to curb, got it?â
âGot it,â Greg said, beaming. Then he did a double-take, his eyes darting to Sallyâs waistline. âWait, thatâs a hypothetical baby, right? Right?â
âGuess youâll just have to wait and find out,â she replied over her shoulder as she sashayed out of the room. âNow hurry up and get your gorgeous butt to the altar, before I change my mind!â
He was already moving before sheâd made it much past the door, pausing only to press a grateful kiss to her lips. âI love you,â he whispered as he started jogging down the short hallway leading to the main chapel.
And he knew heâd be more than happy to spend the rest of his life proving that to her.
















