#salfuka

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

sAL; he’s trash, what did u expect from him anyway?

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

There’re no kittens under the water/// unless if we went with a tiny sea creature//// then it’ll be Sal, again, but Fukami often leads them out before it’s too late ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Aahahahaahaa///// /……….. Fukami. Because no one has found out about his funny side yet. 」(￣▽￣」)

who breaks the most phones

Have they finally invented phones working underwater? Cos if so, then I’d say Sal maybe? He also tend to break Fukami’s drive him mad and then get all beaten up by his lover ,､’`(((;ŏᴗŏ))),､’`’`,､

who dies first

( ͡° _ʖ ͡°) 

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant

Errm, Fukami?????

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

AHhahaha I like how I can totally see Sal doing this all the time ( ´•౪•`) and then Fukami would give him that look.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

Sal, again, since he fluctuates a lot his sleep and well Fukami barely has any space left for him so he end up pushing Sal to the edge without noticing (º̩̩́⌣º̩̩̀ʃƪ)

who uses the computer most