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desolas taught saren to play clawball as a kid.... saren was a reclusive kid without many friends so des would play with him so he’d stay active and then it just turned into Their Thing to do together like des started getting tickets to pro games whenever he could afford it (usually as like a birthday present for saren) and they’d watch the games on tv when he couldn’t

as grown-ups they’d play a game of pickup clawball whenever they were in the same area and they’d do vidcalls while watching a game and des would (ab)use his status as a popular general to get really good seats for championship games

at first saren was just humoring him but then Whoops It’s A Special Interest Now bcs autism just does that sometimes and he’d analyze the hell out of the various players and teams and plays and everything and nine times out of ten he’d call a foul at the same time the referee blew their whistle and he had a lot more fun than he pretends he did he like Never Ever admits he’s into sports but he follows his homeworld’s team almost religiously