#saiyama

Send me a ship and I'll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave...Sai, but only if some third party suggested it for some reason.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sexProbably Sai.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shitNeither.  I mean.  It would be terribly OOC for either.

who breaks the most phonesI don't see it being an issue for either?  Maybe Yamato.

who dies firstI hate this question.  I will say Yamato as he is older but it's not going to happen until he's like a hundred years old okay.

which one I could see as being lactose intolerantMmrh.  Neither?  Idk.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’tSai still thinks he's very good at not showing his emotions and truthfully, he is when he wants to be--to other people.  Yamato's just gotten very good at reading him.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bedI can't see it happening.  Unless Sai was trying something he'd read about 'playing hard to get' maybe.

Author's Summary:

They would go to ten, and whoever caught the most won.