I do acknowledge that the Marvel writers were, to a certain extent, trapped in production hell when it came to adapting Clint Barton into the MCU and I do appreciate the glimpses of his comic personality that they managed to sneak into the MCU. Some of my favorites include but are not limited to:
âLook the city is-is flying. The city is flying. Weâre fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes senseâ
When faced with a completely unknown opponent whoâs clearly some kind of enhanced the middle of a fight: âWe havenât met yet, Iâm Clint.â
âNobody would know. Nobody. Last I saw him an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah I miss him already that quick little bastard.â
âUnfortunately, heâs still Bartonâ âOh thatâs terribleâ Because heâs a little SHIT
âYouâre no match for him Cap.â âThanks Bartonâ
Hits a bullseye on the dart board half a centimeter from Tonyâs face with absolutely no warning just because he can
In THE maximum security prison getting lectured by Tony Stark: âBlah blah blahâŚâ
Actively lying on the floor after getting his shit rocked by a child: âYeah you better run.â
Smugly, towards the aforementioned child: âWhat? You didnât see that coming?â
Doesnât tell his teammates that heâs taking them to his secret farmhouse in the middle of nowhere where he has a secret family. Also does not tell his wife that heâs bringing the entire Avengers lineup to her house. Because heâs a dramatic bitch with abysmal communication skills.
Does a stupid little dramatic flourish just to shoot an arrow into the fucking wall in front of literally no one but Wanda. Just for funsies.
Is played by Jeremy Renner, who I canât Google without learning about his latest life-threatening injury. On brand.
Turns his hearing aids off at a bad musical
âGood thing they call you HawkEYE and not HawkEARâ âHahaha. Block. Delete.â (100% did not block and delete)
Casually boards the subway after a whole entire car chase
âAnd the Challenger gets wrecked anyway!â
âHowâs my apartment?â ââŚcrispyâ
âYou rely too much on technologyâ âWell my weapon of choice is a stick and a stringâ
âIâve been taking karate since I was fiveâ âOh so last year?â
âOh hey⌠I know youâ Casually hands over the most powerful weapon in the universe.
To an actual literal owl after he just jumped out the window of a skyscraper and landed in the Time Square Christmas tree ââŚheyâ
âClint where are you?â âIâm in the tree!â âWhat? Which tree?â âTHE three!â