making eye contact with Zila.

and her mind going “oh for spirits SAKE-”

and suddenly Zila has this freakishly tall, hot girl with a penchant for cutting of annoying mens thumbs angrily protecting her bc this is a human but it’s MY human now

Maid March - Day 29: Witch Maid

Whatever's funniest in the moment! Her only limit is how badly she wants to eat something vs how badly other people want her to not eat it.

She has enough capacity, 100%! Saela is fuckin Stretchy, basically infinite capacity

NOW IM PICTURING SOMEONE STRUGGLING TO PICK UP SAELA UP AND THEYRE like “god, what the hell have you been eating?”

And she just casually hefts your her gut to show off how lumpy she is and she adorably smiles in that silly kobold way and is like “rocks! Now can we go get some more? I’m still kinda hungry” because that’s silly and also I love when a character is so diverse/weird they can just eat rocks wheirnekfoejheej

YES FUCKING EXACTLY

OH yeah no that too! She's fucking indestructible, it's just a matter of getting past her anxiety and stuff! She's a kobold, she's a natural coward!! Big ladies scare her and not being able to escape from under someone's huge ass is terrifying, but like, just in the 'make her yelp and scamper away' way, not the 'crying because she's just that terrified of a huge ass' way.