With your green and white checkered shirt and unicorn plush, my first thought was "Oh, he just got back from one of those Medieval Times restaurants with the jousting shows, or perhaps a renn faire."
this is just my life. this is my actual real life and how I live it. you didn't even see the wizard hat hanging on the corner of my ornate mirror. or my gold embroidered waistcoat. also holy shit I WISH we had those here














