#saarks

Ok so lol I am ready to OUT myself as the biggest Wm Saarks fan of all time. DON'T TRY TO TOP THIS FANDOM LOL. I have seen every HiroshiMA-Baby Does the Hanky Panky show ever! So, fan from the beginning! I know SOME people want to call this lanky, talented Swede her boyfriend, lol but he's MINE lol. Plus, hello! I have been to every HMBDTHP show, EVERY God's Buttplug's and Thugs show, I showed up at noon on the Sunday after I had my appendix out to watch and give encouragement when he work-shopped his sketch show Yes Sand Noah's Story Arc (and brought donuts but who's counting!) I just think anyone who would ask me to stop hanging on her boyfriend and showing up at his rehearsals would understand what true fandom is and if he is on IM I am going to chat him because if he didn't block me I mean hello that is obvs what he wants me to do? And I am sorry if you were like "can you tell him I am waiting for him outside we have to have dinner with my parents" and I maybe told him you left without him because he needed time to decompress after his level 301 show and if you don't understand that than i don't know why you are with a comedian lol. Stop deleting my posts on his FB wall.