#s2!bf

S2!Bf ref i made for artfight

*family guy death pose* god im finally finished with this 🫠

This was for Thanksgivings Day and... I was a bit late oops

I can't list all of them have mercy on me /silly

But really tho, if youre interested whos who, check out the wiki, or ask if that doesnt help lol

in order:

Bash: @krypt-kir Beef: @gemharvest Brooke: @zackcharine's Interp BJ: @stromulites [aka: me] Bee: @/zackcharine YS: @ochrearia's interp Blake: @vaporwave-dr34ml4nd Peacock: @shed-the-god Beefer: @/ochrearia Cyber: @lycankeyy Boyf: @/lycankeyy Biff: @/ochrearia Beepf: @/krypt-kir Mic: @cosmogify Bastion: @/shed-the-god Bunny: @shad0wchateau Baker: @crimsonquartet

Day 3 is the Bee boy! My brain had a great idea of headcannoning Berry to be a terrible gamer and asked Bee to help teach him how to play Mario kart ueueueueueue

INCORRECT QUOTES FT SOME BFS BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ENERGY FOR THEM ALL!

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*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*

Bee: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!

FLAnimal: Hostile takeover?

Berry: Genocide?

Sense: Steal everything!

Bee: No, I meant-

Beef: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!

Yourself: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!

Bee: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…

Beef: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.

Yourself: Agreed.

———

FLAnimal: Stressed.

Yourself: Depressed.

Sense: Possessed.

Beef: Obsessed.

Berry: Impressed.

Bee: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Bee: I just wanted to join in.

———

Berry: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

FLAnimal: No, eight glasses!

Beef: I heard ten.

Yourself: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

Sense: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Berry: What did you learn?

Sense: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

FLAnimal: I’ll get some water.

Sense: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Bee: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

———

*In response to receiving a gift*

Bee: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back!

Yourself: You didn’t have to get this for me…

Berry: Oh! Now I HAVE to get you something!

Sense: Th-thanks, but why?

Beef: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this!

FLAnimal: Did you keep the receipt?

———

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Beef: I will not let you down.

Bee: Sounds fun.

Berry: K.

FLAnimal: No, I'm fucking not.

Sense: Do I have to be?

Yourself: Please god, I am so tired.

———

Beef: Dumbest scar stories, go!

FLAnimal: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Yourself: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Bee: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Berry: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Sense: I have emotional scars.

———

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Beef, Berry, and Bee: *spinning a little and talking*

Yourself, Sense, and FLAnimal: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

———

Beef: The floor is lava!

Berry: *helps FLAnimal onto the counter*

Bee: *tries to kick Yourself off the sofa*

Sense: *lays on the floor*

Beef: ...Are you okay?

Sense: No.

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( Yourself = https://www.tumblr.com/ochrearia )

( Beef = https://www.tumblr.com/gemharvest )

( Bee = https://www.tumblr.com/zackcharine )

( Berry = https://www.tumblr.com/lunarla123 )

( FLAnimal = https://www.tumblr.com/shad0wchateau )