#s!sters

1. Crayola

2. Sad Cleopatra

3. The Wiggles- except this time, they are also fuckboys 

4. Sh!tsters

5. Just having a good ol’ shower cry, don’t mind him 

6. Daycare programming, complete with high chair 

7. Your uncle’s six-beers in and going absolutely buck wild on the karaoke machine again 

8. First semester intro to women’s studies 

9. A living, breathing, 😃 emoji 

10. The EXACT couple who blocked the hallway back in high school 

11.  This sexualized lamp:

12.  Duncan 

13. Pearl. - Steven Universe (Cartoon Network, 2013)

14. Convincing bootleg Freddie Mercury 

15. You, acting an absolute fool on your living room sofa trying to joik along:

 “NAH HNNNG HUNNNN NAH HURRRR NNNMMM NAH HURRR UMMMN NAH HUH NRRR NAH-” 

16. Rice pudding 

17. THE least karaoke-friendly song of the year by a whip-cracking, cock-and-ball-torturing landslide 

18. AVICII à la fucked 

19. The one JESC contestant that got away 

20. Advanced technology:

21. Inspiration porn 

22. The obligatory dad song- a classic ESC staple 

23. Ironically, she’s not wearing a crown

24. *Spongebob narrator voice* “Ahh, ze thirst vote...” 

25. *NASA voice* “Houston, we got a banger...”

26. I have no words 😔

Eurovision Song Contest 2019: Tel Aviv  except it’s a video game edit inspired by Smash and it features a loading screen, a “choose your contestant” for each semi final, the chosen characters and a screen with the final results!

- Part one - Part two - 

(Inspired also by those ESC battle fan videos on youtube)