#rzaplayingchess

"now what a lotta cats don't know is that this Liquid Swords joint is actually an artist's rendering of the exact moment in the legendary 1985 match when John Nunn put Alexander Beliavsky's chess nuts on the table - just his chess nuts on the table - and BANGED them shits with a spiked Saemisch Variation."

"best chess player alive my ass, nahmean'?"

"yes, that's the rzarector gettin' it in with killah priest on the set of The Office. word is bond. son squats right there in the kitchen after filming, namsayin'? what? baby pa's career's been 6 feet deep, nahmean'?"

"i told the ginger-wig'd shorty that i couldn't believe she pulled out a queenside castle in that situation. but all she said was that she couldn't believe that anyone would pull out a helly hansen visor and tommy hilfiger sweatshirt in any situation. on some FML, namsayin'?"

"old, rundown shorty was on some weird talking-to-herself type shit the whole match, namsayin'? i was buggin' at first, but then i realized it was just a makeup-less mariah carey and it was like bong-bong."

"damn, god. more like finding bobby fischer, namsayin'?"

"word is bond, god. gotta get this loot, gotta get this loot. the abbot actually faced zuckerberg the day his world wide chess ranking went public, nahmsayin'? son opened up mad high, but a few days later his status plummeted."

"serenading the rza's custom made board and pieces, god. da mystery of chessboxin' unlocked, nahmean'?"