Synopsis: Kelsey and Ryan are an adventurous couple. Not, um, that kind of adventurous. More like the kind that went rock climbing for their two months anniversary. Scuba diving for their six months. CrossFit is a regular date night for them. For their one year anniversary, Kelsey's got other plans. Â Plans that involve two very attractive poledancing instructors.
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written for @rarebuzzships Poly April Event
Kelsey and Ryan are an adventurous couple. Not, um, that kind of adventurous. More like the kind that went rock climbing for their two months anniversary. Scuba diving for their six months. CrossFit is a regular date night for them.Â
So for their first anniversary, Kelsey wanted something daring, something intense, but also a bit spicy, to change things up a bit.Â
At her friend YBâs suggestion, she decides to give poledancing a shot. It seems perfect for active people like them, and Kelsey figures they might learn some tricks they can use outside the class to spice things up.
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From her vantage point on the bench, still lacing her figure skates, she eyes the stranger. Heâs got on hockey skates and athletic wear, so he must be from the local team. Heâs wearing a tight-fitting athletic shirt that shows off his arms, and the sweatpants show off a hockey playerâs best asset. And that ass. That ass should be illegal.
reward for @stillusesapencil for a multitude of smiles, their ryelsey fill for the holiday event!
thanks to everyone who created, boosted and otherwise helped spread the rarepair love! we had 41 fills total! our most successful event yet! every single one of these brought me so much joy, youâre all incredible and i canât wait to see what you do next.
please consider reading/reblogging/commenting/kudosing all of these, our creators worked so hard to bring you the gift of holiday rarepairs!
and now, for the fun stuff, the rewards!
Everyone who posted a fill will get a custom moodboard based on one of their fills made by @poiregourmande
see the full round-up under the cut
@kittensmctavish | Rareships Advent Calendar | various ratings up to M | 31 one-shots for different pairings: Shara, Ryelsey, Shandrew, Ryannie, Stinga, Keldrew, Shadam, Stelsey, Kelvan, Kelnie, Shannie, Shelsey, Sarielle, Saryan, Sharielle, Adamnie, Maryan, Adara, Nedrie, Arinedgene, Sarannie, Sarach, Zaggie, Adamrie, Sarandrew, Kelchang, Kelra, Keldam, Alvinga, Shyanara
@ebonybow | happy holidays, let smooch | sara/shane | art
@mediumboybergara | a christmas (party) to remember | adam/annie | teen | 5.2k | Holiday parties are hell. Sometimes, though, the company makes it worth it.
@cellard0ors | hallmarkân it | kelsey i/shane | mature | 6.6k | Shane and Kelsey get snowed in at a strange hotel, in a strange town, and Kelsey's just not feeling the holiday spirit. Shane wants to help, Hallmark Christmas movie style. But as they both give in to the idea, they might find more than either expected.
@stillusesapencil | a multitude of smiles | kelsey i/ryan | gen | 1.4k | As they clean and store their skates, Kelsey says, âHey. Iâm Kelsey.â She offers him a winning smile, one that she hope compensates for the sweat clinging to her temples and neck. The guy looks up, and dear god what a smile. Itâs bright and toothy and wide, and he says, âIâm Ryan.â
@businessbabybergara | if only in my dreams | maya/ryan | teen | 22k | Â âYouâre single, right?â Maya says, arms crossed underneath her chest, looking at him with a particularly pointed look. Ryan raises his eyebrows. Â âAre you coming onto me?â Ryan says, grinning up at her. He likes Maya, thinks sheâs gorgeous; they bond over their lack of Spanish. Â âSort of?â she touches her hand to her chin, biting down on her lip. Â âUh?â Â âI got myself into a sticky situation, and I need your help toâI sort of told my familyâbecause theyâve been pestering me for ages about how single I amâI told them I have a boyfriend and theyâre expecting him to come with me to Christmas Eve, but haha, I donât have a boyfriend, and I know itâs a big ask, like really huge, to ask you to come hang out with me on Christmas Eve, but I donât know anyone else who would do this." or; maya and ryan fake date for christmas.
@businessbabybergara | iâm a present and you know it (here i am boy) | kelsey d/shane | explicit | 5.3k | Â Itâs a little after six, and heâs just gotten himself up off the couch for another beer when thereâs a knock at his door; it surprises Shane entirely since itâs Christmas Eve and he isnât expecting any visitors. Â When he opens the door, heâs taken aback; itâs his neighbor, Kelsey, and sheâs holding up two bottles of wine. Â âShove over, I need someone to drink with,â she says, and he doesnât know what else to do but step aside and let her come waltzing in. or; shane and kelsey spend christmas eve together.
@kittensmctavish | life flies by in seconds | kelsey i/shane | mature | 34k | Shane moves to a new town with his daughter. He needs to find a nanny. Kelsey's a nanny.(Or: the Hallmark movie fic, but from Shane's POV.)
@businessbabybergara | iâve loved you three summers now, honey | kelsey i/shane | unrated | 1.2k | Â Kelsey reaches to take the phone from Shaneâs hand, and he lets her, and she types in the word confirmation and as the results begin to populate, Kelsey filters through them, until she sees one in particular that makes her breath catch in her throat, fingers frozen. She doesnât click on it, and Shane snatches his phone away from her, and they stare at each other; sheâs never seen panic in his eyes. Shane doesnât scare easily. But here, his brown, Tennessee whiskey eyes are looking at her and then he looks away and Kelsey stares blindly at the television. or; kelsey finds out just how much shane loves her.
@stillusesapencil | with love | ryan/sara/shane | gen | 1.4k | Sheâd like it to be somewhat special. Itâs their first Christmas as a trouple, and on top of that, the boys just launched Watcher, and sheâs so proud of them. This just needs to be something more than a bottle of cologne, or the vintage shaving set sheâd bought Shane last year, or the matching Harry Potter scarves theyâd gotten before that.Why does gift giving have to be so hard?
@bellairestrella | you are the songs i dreamt (but never sung) | kelsey i/shane | gen | 1.4k | Girl meets boy. Girl marries boy. Boy dies. Girl saves boy from death.(Also a retelling of the Ruru and Priyamvada story.)
MOD FILLS by @poiregourmande
shelsey headcanons | kelsey i/shane
tell me baby, do you recognize me? | mulaney/shane | teen | 2.1k | it would be a shame if shane ran into an old flame as he's flying home for his first christmas with his new boyfriend, wouldn't it?
weâre here tonight (and thatâs enough) | adam/andrew/annie/kelsey i/marielle/ryan/sara/shane/steven/thespi | teen | 3.4k | Â hear ye, hear ye, holiday baking extravaganza at andrew & thespiâs this saturday afternoon be there or you might miss a holiday smooch from the shanester
shipper goggles | alvin/kelsey i | gen | 1.6k | Kelsey's appearance on Alvinâs Making It Big is one of these rare exceptions to YouTube comment sections, which couldnât be more harmonious â the unanimous observation is that Kelsey and Alvin were unequivocally on their first date.
Summary:Â As they clean and store their skates, Kelsey says, âHey. Iâm Kelsey.â She offers him a winning smile, one that she hope compensates for the sweat clinging to her temples and neck.The guy looks up, and dear god what a smile. Itâs bright and toothy and wide, and he says, âIâm Ryan.â
For @rarebuzzships Holiday Ship Event
Preview:Â Usually, thereâs no one at the ice rink when Kelsey gets there. She goes for the early bird session and has the whole Zamboni-fresh rink to herself. Maybe thereâs another figure skater, practicing a routine, but usually, itâs just her. Today, however, she has company, company sheâs never seen before. And heâs no figure skater.
From her vantage point on the bench, still lacing her figure skates, she eyes the stranger. Heâs got on hockey skates and athletic wear, so he must be from the local team. Heâs wearing a tight-fitting athletic shirt that shows off his arms, and the sweatpants show off a hockey playerâs best asset. And that ass. That ass should be illegal.
Heâs out there with a stick and puck, chasing it up and down the ice. She steps on the ice, continuing to eye him as she starts her warm-ups. She needs to practice her routine for the rinkâs Christmas show, but the stranger is distracting her.
Never mind. Sheâll just have to ignore him. The show is in two weeks, she doesnât have time to waste. She plugs in her earbuds, and starts her routine.
The stranger keeps skating laps, chasing the puck up and down the ice, never getting in her way.
At the end of the hour, they head off the ice and donât say a word as they clean their skates, pack up, and leave.
i was on vacation at the end of June so i didnât do my post and so i decided to make a summer recs post!
under the cut, youâll find ryan/shane, ryan/sara/shane, andrew/kelsey i, curly/ryan/shane, kelsey i/ryan/sara/shane, marielle/ryan/sara/shane, kelsey i/ryan(/shane), garrett/sara, evan/kelsey i, kelsey i/shane
@a-slow-disaster | but i havenât thought of you lately at all | ryan/shane | explicit | 10k | In 2026, seven years after the end of Buzzfeed Unsolved, a guy walks into a bar.
@blacktofade | tag team | ryan/sara/shane | explicit | 14k | Ryan participates in a charity date auction, much to his chagrin. Sara and Shane try to help.
@blacktofade | gifts (that keep on giving) | ryan/sara/shane | explicit | 2.5k | Shane lifts the covers and peers down. Heâs not really sure what he expects to find, but heâs not sure Ryan tucked between the splay of Saraâs legs is it.
@cellard0ors | spells, charms, and butterbeer | andrew/kelsey i | teen | 4k | Andrew asks Kelsey to make an 'Eating Your Feed' video - but is that what he really meant to ask her?
@drunkkenobi | three men and an eggplant emoji | curly/ryan/shane | explicit | 5k | Once again, someone on Reddit draws Shaneâs ire. Once again, there are sexy results.
@ebonybow | two bed, two bath | kelsey i./ryan/sara/shane | mature | 4k | âIf we donât all kill each other by Monday, we could make this an annual thing,â Shane says, âThe four of us.â
@ebonybow | put your hands on it | marielle/ryan/sara/shane | explicit | 1.4k | âYou two should kiss.âRyan does a double-take because at first heâs not sure that those words actually came from Shane, but Shane is sitting there next to him, fingering the rim of his cocktail glass, eyes fixated somewhere around Saraâs mouth and Mariâs collarbone where Saraâs chin tucked into her neck.
@ebonybow | paper thin | ryan/sara/shane | explicit | 8k | Shaneâs new neighbors are a morning-sex kind of couple.
@ebonybow | see you in the dark | kelsey i/ryan(/shane) | explicit | 2k | Kelsey's first thought, when she sees Ryan tumble to the ground, is âoh shit, we're drunk on a shootâ. Her second thought is âhelp himâ, as she reaches for his outstretched hand to pull him up off the ground. Ryan has other plans.
@kittensmctavish | amortentia | garrett/sara | teen | 4k | Garrett likes Sara. Not ROMANTICALLY, but just...as a person.Garrett also hates Amortentia Day.
@kittensmctavish | so close | evan/kelsey i | teen | 8k | Five times Kelsey kissed Evan, and one time Evan kissed Kelsey. (Plus a prologue and an epilogue.)
@kittensmctavish | you will always have a part of me | kelsey i/shane | mature | 32k | Shane has a daughter who needs a nanny. Kelsey's a nanny.(Or: I wrote a goddamned Hallmark movie.)
@kittensmctavish | talk simlish to me | kelsey i/shane | teen | 9k | The thing is, the people in the comments...theyâre not too far off the mark. About Kelsey having a crush.Theyâre just wrong about which Ghoul Boy it is.
@mercury-skies | old sins cast long shadows | ryan/shane | explicit | 15k | Sin
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1. an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law.
2. any thought or action that endangers the ideal relationship between an individual and God.
3. any diversion from the perceived ideal of human living.
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thanks to everyone who created, boosted and otherwise helped spread the Kelsey love! we had 5 fills total, and every single one of these brought me so much joy, youâre all incredible and i canât wait to see what you do next.
please consider reading/reblogging/commenting/kudosing all of these, our creators worked so hard to bring you the gift of Kelsey ships!
and now, for the fun stuff, the rewards!
Everyone who posted a fill will get a custom moodboard based on one of their fills made by @poiregourmande
see the full round-up under the cut
@ebonybow | see you in the dark | kelsey i/ryan(/shane) | explicit | 2k | complete | Kelsey's first thought, when she sees Ryan tumble to the ground, is âoh shit, we're drunk on a shootâ. Her second thought is âhelp himâ, as she reaches for his outstretched hand to pull him up off the ground. Ryan has other plans.
@kittensmctavish | talk simlish to me | kelsey i/shane | teen | 9.4k | complete | The thing is, the people in the comments...theyâre not too far off the mark. About Kelsey having a crush.Theyâre just wrong about which Ghoul Boy it is.
@yaboybergara | moodboard | kelsey i/saraÂ
@kittensmctavish | you will always have a part of me | kelsey i/shane | mature | 32k | complete | Shane has a daughter who needs a nanny. Kelsey's a nanny.(Or: I wrote a goddamned Hallmark movie.)
@cellard0ors | spells, charms, and butterbeer | andrew/kelsey i | teen | 4.6k | complete | Andrew asks Kelsey to make an 'Eating Your Feed' video - but is that what he really meant to ask her?
mod fills:
cool rider, act two and three | annie/kelsey i | 10k (whole work) | complete | Annie's always felt like the odd one out, but here at Rydell College? Everything is so performative. Everyone wants to be seen, and theyâre ready to do anything to be noticed. Frats and sororities are the epitome of this, and Annie wants nothing to do with any of it. Enters Kelsey, a blonde angel and the heartthrob of Phi Lambda. Â or, the Grease 2 AU that shows just how niche my interests can get.
Come join us in celebrating Kelsey I. ships, from June 3 to 7, 2019!
Create something (fic, fanart, graphics, etc.) for any Kelsey I. ship. Tag @rarebuzzshipsâ in it (important!) AND use the #rarekelseyiweek, which iâll be tracking. You can also add Ao3 works to our Ao3 collection.
Come join us in celebrating Kelsey I. ships, from June 3 to 7, 2019!
Create something (fic, fanart, graphics, etc.) for any Kelsey I. ship. Tag @rarebuzzshipsâ in it (important!) AND use the #rarekelseyiweek, which iâll be tracking. You can also add Ao3 works to our Ao3 collection.
