✘headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

                                             Not accepting Harley’s

                                                 ✘@rxttenqueen

✘ Harley insists that Bud and Lou share the bed with him. Joker insists they don’t however, it’s a losing argument.

✘ Joker knows how Harley likes her drinks and when ever she’s in a sour mood, he’ll mix her up something just right and it always puts a smile on her face because he remembers.

✘ On that note, Joker remembers a lot of small details. He doesn’t think they’re that big of a deal but Harley really appreciates it. Though sometimes it can be used against her and she doesn’t like that too much.

“Just out of curiosity, but did you do this?” 

Stepping back to hide further behind the crate he threw a glare at Harley, before moving back even further when a cop came rushing by. An alarm screeched over their heads while he watched men pass over the hiding spot.

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Everything was a disaster, shops broken into, cars lit on fire, streets abandoned in a hurry. Steve was dumbfounded, the street lamps flickered on and off, the night sky blocked by the thick plumes of smoke pouring out of buildings and vehicles. 

Who or what had done this?

He felt like this was almost a fool’s errand, he wasn’t an Avenger anymore, nor part of the failing S.H.I.E.L.D. Dressed as a civilian, all he had with him was his shield, the battle worn keepsake he had refused to give up when things well astray.

Right now, he was thankful he had it.

Something crashed up a head and he hurried along, keeping to the buildings, watching and waiting until- 

A woman?

Now she looked as out of place as he did, but for an entirely different reason. Chaos didn’t seem to bother her, she seemed to wear it like a crown, but this sort of mess wasn’t hers. Or, Steve hoped it wasn’t hers. How would she had managed to trash a few blocks all on her own eluded him, but stranger things had happened.

His shield was up and ready when he approached, gaze hard as he analyzed her.

Yet he didn’t question her as a suspect, despite his misgivings towards her. Instead he was still drawn into playing the hero.