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rivervale jughead being involved in the plot to ritually sacrifice archie on the cross to appease the maple gods because he & tabitha have bed bugs is still one of the funniest things to happen on this show.

imagine being archie andrews and finding out your best friend wrote an entire comic book which was published and sold nation wide and when you finally get your hands on it to read it, you find that the entire book is dedicated to villainising and slut shaming you because he thought you had sex with a lesbian.

if you say "riverdale was propaganda for the american dream" then you either a) didn't watch the show, b) didn't pay attention to the show or c) didn't understand the show because no one who actually watched and understood riverdale would ever embarrass themselves by saying something like that.

70 years ago, jughead was radicalised at the work halloween party by a guy dressed up as a devil who told him america is a fascist state!

hot take: no matter how many jughead's we had running around, none of them could've ever been played by dylan for the simple fact that jughead is extremely annoying and he needs to be played by someone with like, god tier level annoying energy!

remember when riverdale s7 was airing and they did that whole storyline on the comic book code and used that story to straight up say: "this is censorship! this is racism! this is fascism! america is a fascist state!" and so many people in this fandom still went: "i can't believe they wasted so much of this season on a story about comic books." like, how on earth do you miss the point that badly? they literally told you to your face what this story was about.

jughead’s nightmare in 1x07 revealing his horror at the idea of being forced into a stepford type situation, of having no individuality and having to conform to what society expects of him so he is just like everyone else vs. jughead being told in 7x11 that the real enemy has always been the “wholesome, conforming, homogenous america” while he is currently stuck in the same time period that his nightmare was set.