#rustywidget

hey you know what’s a bad idea? fish flavored milk

quoth the raven: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a raven would never just quote something like Edgar Allan Poe. They’ll rarely directly quote Lenore. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did quote it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.