Remember when i got all dolled up and I told Russell Brand I loved him but instead he said maybe if you combined your ages (referring to me and my friend who were 21 at the time)

I FAILED AT BEING A GROUPIE lmao the crowned king shagger of the year rejected me.

It’s ok I still got a hug lmao I TRIED OK 👌 😂

R.I.P. MY FANGIRL ASS 😂

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