#rumour;

Oh, boy! Well, my professional opinion is that you should try it out to see if it’ll actually happen! 

More plants is good for the environment and stuff, riiiiiight? 

( Or, at the very least, you could probably sell that junk for a good penny. You gotta give me a cut too, yeah. )

I heard they’re currently scouting for students and staff to ‘join the team’.

Only the finest of booty shall pass. 

My, my. This is the first rumour I answer in a while and it certainly is…

Simply delicious!

I wonder who this trio of sausages may be, hm ~

Hidenori, Kouha, Io. 

Let’s hope we can all stay up to date!

My goodness! With all the soccer players around, it sure seems he stands out… But now that you mention it… his neck you say. Haha, well now. That changes everything, doesn’t it?

I’m sure he wears those marks with (embarrassed) pride, right?

(and I’m sure the one who “nearly ripped his head off” is snickering at a suitable distance. wouldn’t want to get kicked by a sakka of all people)

...It's kind of personally distressing to me that I knew exactly who you were talking about.... Those glasses really are his identity, or something.

Anyway, maybe he's just a shit connoisseur. I'm not going to judge.

....Much.

I’ve heard of bathing in milk before but never in soup… I suppose if it works, it works? I don’t think he wants to look as young as all that too, so anyone else trying that beware…. It might be too effective.

Anyway, at least it isn’t shota tears.

A kid with scarfs and clips, huh… I think I know who you’re talking about! But that kid couldn’t hurt a fly, you know.