#rumours;

Oh, boy! Well, my professional opinion is that you should try it out to see if it’ll actually happen! 

More plants is good for the environment and stuff, riiiiiight? 

( Or, at the very least, you could probably sell that junk for a good penny. You gotta give me a cut too, yeah. )

….Oh…! Oh. Uh.

Uhm, you’re probably not dying unless someone stabbed you in your abdomen and that’s where you’re bleeding from. (Miss Lotus should probably take this, uh…)

Anyway! This isn’t really our area… I mean, we give advice, but not for stuff like this. In this case, please go to the Infirmary, and our handsome Cyril-san will be able to help you out and tell you what’s going on. This definitely isn’t our area if you’re in physical pain….~

Huhu…. now that’s what I like to hear. I think I know who you’re talking about, too, am I right…? I’m assuming tall, tall hat, talks a lot…. we do have a few mages, don’t we…~?

Even so, that’s very interesting information. I’ll treasure it~ I’m sure some other people would find that pretty interesting, too.

Think he’d be amenable to a massage~?☆

I heard that his true home is a trash throne in Tokyo's junkyard.

I hope he doesn't have one here, you know...? I'd feel so sorry for his roommate....

But then, I'd feel sorry for his roommate anyway. Rumour has it that that guy is comprised of one-hundred percent genuine total trash.

What, like an RPG class...? I want to play that videogame, you know...?

Anyway, to my knowledge, it's not wrong. I heard she has her heart set on a certain maiden though☆ Looks like, like us, she also has a favourite colour...?

Or maybe it's gemstone, eheh....

I've heard a lot about this horse mask, actually... Maybe it's a really specific fetish? I couldn't even begin to guess.

If he can move his butt like that, though-- I want tickets.

I heard he collects something like pickles, and they're around that area, but maybe "pickles" isn't the word I would use exactly.....

If you know what I mean.

winks☆