#ruffneck

Artfight Attack on @replicasoul of its characters Ravine (she/her) and Juno (they/them)! Sometimes you just gotta jam out with your best friend at karaoke!

Your playlist was set to shuffle while you were cleaning your room when MC Lyte's song "Ruffneck" came on. Base was bumpin', your head was boppin' and before you knew it you started dancing and rapping along to the song, turning the music up as loud as you could stand it. (Hyperlink to music video in purple. It's the explicit version, so please listen at your own discretion!)

Lucifer:

Was initially pissed off with the noise, he could hear the music all the way from his office

Is Mammon doing this? He's gonna have it rough when he gets his hands on him

Realizes the music is coming from your room, and opens the door to politely ask you to turn your music down

Instead your back was turned to him, as you were dancing to the beat and rapping

Once the song is over: "MC, you need a ruffneck, hmm?" *suggestive eyes, eyebrow raised*

Your heart: attacked. Nose: bleeding. You are: embarrassed

Mammon:

Oh

oh

OH

Boner

The moment you rapped the second verse along with MC Lyte this demon is holding himself back from being your ruffneck

Blushing and sputtering mess when listening to the lyrics

"H-hey, uh...don't even rap that song around my brothers, ok. Cuz...ya got a ruffneck right here, a'ight?"

*mad blush* how long have you been there

"Uh-uh- none ya business! Bye!"

Levi:

Blushing mess like his older brother Mammon

The way you bounced to the beat, rolling your shoulders, and moving your arms like you were actually part of the music video

He found it both cute and alluring, but would never admit it

Ran back to his room, embarrassed that your voice rapping the suggestive lyrics was stuck in his head

You never even noticed Levi's presence, and Levi thanked the Lord that you didn't, someone who he never thought he'd thank after all this time

Satan:

Who dares disrupt his afternoon reading time?

Music's too loud for him to focus on reading

The song leads him to your room where he's met with a perfect show

Blackmail material

A small blush creeps onto his face when he focuses on the lyrics and your dancing

Will quietly stand in your doorway with a small smile on his face until you notice him

When you finally do notice, you scream out of embarrassment, telling him to "Get out" for startling and embarrassing you

Satan's not even mad at you; now he knows what kinda guy you like

Asmodeus:

"I know this song!"

"MC Lyte is so gorgeous"

Says to himself as he practically speedwalks down the hall to open the door to your room

You froze, wondering what Asmo needed

"Hun, I need a ruffneck too"

You and Asmo then have a makeshift club going on blasting your favorite songs, eventually leading the two of you to club hop later that night

Beel:

Is that MC Lyte?

The MC Lyte? From your room? It's more likely than you think

Now he's interested because the only time he hears rap, hip-hop and R&B is when he goes to the gym

Those genres of music help him focus when he's at the gym

Thinking you're working out, Beel barges into your room the moment you rapped, "Only needs his fingers with his food Karl Kani saggin', timbos draggin'"

Beel couldn't shake the feeling that that specific line in the song fit him to a T

Has heard the song plenty of times, and raps with you

You were shook that such a sweet boi knew this song by heart

Now you're questioning if you truly need a ruffneck, or Beel

Belphie:

Fucking Mammon

Fucking Levi

Whoever the fuck is playing loud music while he sleeps is gonna die

Music guides him to your room

Opens the door ready to fold everyone like an omelette in your room but stops the moment he realizes it's just you really feeling the music

Like Satan, Belphie blushes at the provocative lyrics and stands there simply watching them with a smile on his face

His laughter is what alerts you to his presence

Sleepy boi who hardly ever smiles is laughing?