#rudeyapper {rambles}

daily reminder that alpha rose and dave died in their fifties

i always manage to forget how much i hate drawing dirk but its worth it because i like him and he is easy to shitpost about

i see a lot of people say Dave and Aradia should be friendpals based on their shared interest for dead shit among other criteria but what could really elevate this dynamic is Jake. They would be horrible together. Assembly line body part distribution. Jake taxidermies some shit (he learned from the best [Jade]), Aradia gets to keep its skeleton (they fight over custody of the skull), and Dave gets everything else to keep in canopic esque mason jars of mystery tissue that are only identifiable via little sharpie labels. the world could be so beautiful

my cool pale aradia tavros agenda

i was talking to my IRL in a school hallway recently and I had an awful realization so I said, "on a scale of 1 to 10 how pissed do you think Joey and Jude would be to learn they have a niece" (which is something I WILL deconstruct later) and some random ass dude walking by says SEVEN and immediately walks away

oops I changed my URL bc I realized I already had an older chumhandle and I liked it better. I prommy i won't do it again.

Unrelated note I'm trying to nail down the 2D Rankin Bass art style. Look out for a treat this holiday season.

alert. alert. bigish blog I love reblogged my post and my notes are going crazy (comparitively)