Emerging into the burning husk of the homestuck fandom like the Kool-Aid Man. Hi.
The name's Rookie. sideblog of @rookiebat as to not terrorize my poor regular friends with homeslop.
Crawling back to my root fandom as i do approximately every other year or so to study these preteens like bugs. I'm really normal about meta analysis. and analysis completely outside of the context of fandom. Fanon is only real if i believe in it and it cannot hurt me.
Number one Jake English defender. Tucking that guy under my arm and running away to safety. If you agree please talk to me I don't bite. there are so few of us...
Obligatory: If you ship anyone who is fucking related you are going to stay away from me or i will make you. This is an unprecedentedly large issue in this fanbase specifically and i am tired of issuing this warning.
