#rubysica

Rule #1: Always post the rules.

Rule #2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule #3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule #4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. what would you do if you woke up and you found yourself in a sleeping bag filled with honey on a cliff surrounded by bears?

idk… probably try and run or sumsing… maybe like, just hope the bears dont kill me? XD

2.what are your thoughts on pastafarians?

dafuq is a pastafarian…..

3. how would you make the perfect piece of toast? Please explain in steps.

first i would take some bread. then i take the bread over to my toaster. i insert the piece of bread into the toaster, pull the little thingy down and wait for my toast to pop out.

4. What type of government would you utilize if you were in control of the world?

idk… maybe like a monarchy type one? how should i know…

5. why was the last question so serious? wtf?

YOU ASKED IT, HOW SHOULD I KNOW, GOSH

6. Do you like pancakes? think carefully about your answer.

yes, yes i do like pancakes…. why do i have to think carefully, is sumting gunna happen 2 me nao, oh gawed

7. margarine or butter?

never had margarine i dont think.. unless “i cant believe its not butter" is margarine, then idk, either one is cool.

8. can you believe its not butter?

not butter? pshh, u cray gurl.

9. chickens or kitchens?

both plz

10. chesesticks and pudding?

what about it.. cheesesticks are good.. so is pudding.

11. A man throws a waffle at a girl’s face at a velocity of 2.8 m/s from 150 m above sea level. Why? Your rating on a scale from 1-10? Who was the man? Who was the girl?

the guy most likely threw the waffle at that girl because he was like “I WANTED A PANCAKE, BUT YOU MADE WAFFLES, AND YOU BURNT IT TOO!! AARRGH" and so he like threw that waffle at her face. on a scale from 1-10 id say the throw was a solid 10, heck even a 14 maybe. the throw was so beautiful, it brought me to tears. the guy was Krystal and the girl was Jessica obviously, pshh, havnt u seen krystal lately? totes a guy yo.

My Questions: 1. what would you do with a human alarm cock

2. what do you enjoy doing

3. did you eat

4. what did you eat

5. whats your favorite food to eat

6. whats yo favorite beverage

7. why am i talking about food omf

8. what should i ask you guys, idk

9. favorite soshi member..because this is the 9th question.. get it?

10. whats a rastafarian