#ruby why

Oh, it's you that I lie with

As the atom bomb locks in

Yes, it's you I welcome death with

As the world, as the world caves in

What if Alphonse was late? What if the last thing Seth ever saw was his lover boy standing in the door, watching him die slowly and painfully

Yang and Blake: *Blake is on top of Yang with only a blanket covering them* ?!

Ruby: *tilts her head to the side* What are you doing?

Yang:

Blake:

Yang:..... Twister?

*The next day*

Ruby: *walked up to Yang in clear pain holding facial cleaner and dial soap* Guess which one I accidentally just cleaned my butthole with.... This burns SO bad!

Yang: Neither of those soaps are supposed to go anywhere near your freaking asshole.

Yang: HOW do you accidently choose one to clean your asshole with?!

Ruby: I can't use Dial on my butt?!

Yang: What the fuck

Yang: It's antibacterial soap, Ruby

Yang: Why should that go anywhere your ass

Ruby: Cuz I just used the bathroom! If I can use it on a open wound, I can use it on my butt all the time!

Ruby: Kill off those bum bacteria! :D

Yang: You're going to kill me one day

Yang: Like I'll die prematurely because you stress me out too much

Yang: You are NOT supposed to clean your fucking asshole with dial hand soap!

Ruby: Then what do I use?! There isn't butthole soap!

Yang: WATER

Yang: WATER cleans you just fine!

Ruby: That won't make it smell fresh!

Yang: Yes, Ruby. Fresh. That's exactly what some girl would want if they smell your asshole.

Yang: "Wow, Ruby! Your asshole smells exactly like the soap I use to wash my hands after I piss! Gee wiz wollykers, I'm so turned on right now!"

Ruby: You hurt me! ;0;

Yang:

Yang: WHAT.

*A couple minutes later*

Yang: *is sobbing over Bumblebee's remains* HOW DO YOU PULL THESE STUNTS?!