#rpprompt

“ooh boy.” “what are you talking about?” “nice. nailed it.” “i’m always here, but s/he’s here now.” “i don’t know the rules.” “who let us in here?” “i just licked the air.” “what did it taste like?” “do you like my glasses? they have a visor.” “so, we’re drinking right now.” “oh boy, it’s gonna get real bad.” “i didn’t know i was making choices.” “i don’t hate it.” “no you start, you go ahead.” “it’s better than that.” “oop- second sip wasn’t as good.” “giveaway. who wants it.” “let’s bang another one out.” “what if you don’t like it?” “oh no, i already smelled it.” “is this for kids?” “this is... this is... terrible.” “i give it ‘is this for kids’ out of ten.” “if you would like to have a hangover, drink this.” “do we have a spit bucket or do we just do that on the floor?” “it’s been like... hours.” “let’s try some more stuff.” “george washington? i don’t fucking care.” “i’ve literally never said fuck.” “is it not sweet?” “finish that up, first of all.” “it looks like they messed up a little bit.” “you can just imagine where it’s from.” “do you like those? are those fancy?” “mambo number five!” “our opinions don’t matter.” “has your pallet been cleansed?” “i can lick the air, i forgot i’ve been doing that.” “i really wish i didn’t see that.” “i didn’t try it yet, uh-oh.” “it’s actually kind of not awful.” “ew it’s getting worse.” “i kind of wanna be done with that.” “wait no, the rules are you gotta clear out the cup.” “just pour it on the floor.” “no just, just sniff the air.” “they did not cancel out each other like i was taught in math.” “two negatives make a worse negative.” “no but who is it for? who’s the customer.” “turn the garbage disposal on and then pour it down.” “was that three nipples? i mean boobs.” “if you’re still with us, thank you.” “listen, here’s the thing: i have my feelings about all of what we drank tonight, but i don’t have my memories about all of what we drank tonight.” “in the moment i was like mmm but now i don’t know.” “we are quite literally very drunk.” “i’m drunk, i’m pretty sure __ is kinda drunk.” “it’s tasteful, it’s classy... right?” “just send it, don’t worry about how it’s gonna sound.” “hey, welcome to the crevice chat.” “well, normally you cleanse, but that’s fine.” “don’t say fuller body.” “it’s thick in my mouth.” “it’s too sweet.” “the smell of it’s nice.” “it’s like, uh, you know you’re driving on the street and there’s a little lemonade stand and they decided to infuse some strawberries, and then you’re like, wait a minute, is this gin? no it’s lemonade, and then they’re like, you’re an alcoholic move along.” “that is the worst thing ever, dude!” “that is such a jabait it smells so good and it tastes like fucking gas.” “it’s so bad, dude.” “i feel like that like, violated my trust, i don’t know what it was.” “we’re gonna move on.” “i used to be able to dunk.” “it’s not bad. it’s actually not bad.” “it hits you early, and often, and then kinda backs off a little bit.” “it gives you like  nice fuckin’ punch in the nose and then is says ok, let me know how you feel.” “first they’re sour, then they’re sweet.” “you know what i like about it? is it’s not straight forward. you have to kind of dissect it.” “it doesn’t taste like a college dorm room.” “alright, so, we have tasted many, many famous people.” “that made me wanna throw up ten years ago.” “interesting, interesting, i like that there’s the complexity to it.” “would you like a hangover, please?” “s/he’s amazing, s/he’s my best friend.” “but as of now, we’re gonna finish drinking our cups of whatever the fuck is in here.” “i’m not gonna fight you because i love you.”

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No context of what the situation or scenario is about.

E.g., on the cheek, on the lips, etc.