#rpc meme

it's valentine's day and the nation is once again on high alert.

so, where are you from?

do you have siblings?

are your parents still together?

what's next, birth charts and long walks on the beach?

happy valentine's day.

you're smart, you're beautiful, and perhaps most important of all, you make me think. you're my person and i can't imagine my life without you.

i love you.

we're gonna get married. i can feel it.

i don't want to be that person anymore.

some people get really lucky and stumble into something real and forever, but the other 99% of us are just bouncing from one failed experiment to the next, chasing the same regurgitated fairy tale bullshit that's been stuffed into our brain since we were kids.

what about butterflies in your stomach?

we will get through this. together.

i'm worried about your safety.

i trusted you.

thank you for the lovely flattery. i appreciate it.

will you marry me?

speechless. this is disgusting.

we've experienced some turbulence as of late, but it's all about how you land the plane that matters.

you're gonna love this. check it out.

do it right this time or i'll fucking end you.

i didn't know you had a boyfriend!

i don't have a fetish.

why do you look so stressed? is it because you're single again on valentine's day?

what the hell was that?

don't get cute with me.

i hope you get murdered and canceled. not in that order.

i'll kill you— i'm kidding! i won't.

st. valentine was beheaded.

this is the women's bathroom, dude. you can't be in here.

you realize that it's valentine's day, right?

romance is a farce. a lie.

what am i supposed to do?

you probably got plans, don't you? romance, flowers…

i was being chased by a fucking serial killer!

go away.

you want to tell me what's going on?

why are you calling me right now?

do you think that maybe we could just do this tomorrow?

give me that.

i had a really rough day and i took it out on you and that was shitty and wrong and…

oh, cupid shoots you in the dick.

i've been planning this day my whole life.

i have to take the first flight out in the morning for my best friend's wedding.

what are you wearing on this date?

you see? that's why you're still single.

you can't be here.

if you go down, i'll go down with you.

you messed with the wrong bride!

okay, worst case scenario, you get fired and you never work another day in your life.

you fucking killed him.

who the hell makes valentine's day plans?

so glad i'm single.

i'm a fucking fucking asshole.

what are you doing?

put all the coffee in a plastic cup, but hey, as long as the straw is paper, the planet's saved.

will you move in with me?

stay vigilant this valentine's day.

i'll see you there, yeah? i'm excited.

just shooting my shot here. could i take you out to coffee sometime? i'll pay for it.

looks like the rain…

why are you torturing yourself?

let me get this.

i love him. and i love that he's erasing my debt.

i'd love to grow old with somebody.

you need to stop hate-fucking yourself and get out there and actually find someone to actually fuck yourself.

excuse me, i do not have a sugar daddy! that term is very problematic. i have a sponsor.

should we all get dinner soon?

forgive me if i'm not swept away by your magical notions of romance.

you're the one who ended things.

he is so hot, i could literally throw up.

we had to… we had to kiss.

husbands, wives, partners, twin flames, soulmates, whatever you want to call it… it's all going to end.

it's not a date.

can we skip whatever this is?

are you really looking for love? or are you just another fakeass hoe-hunting ankle-cuff prick in a suit?

you look like a before picture.

this is going to be the best valentine's day ever!

oh, you're smooth.

what do you say? to love?

you know, i don't immediately go to poop when i think about love, but… yeah. i would change an adult diaper if it was in the name of love.

come on. where are we going?

i am really sorry about our marriage.

for what it's worth, i had no idea this place was going to be this nice.

you look amazing.

you've had your heart broken recently.

i did not get my heart broken recently, and it's really none of your business.

one single choice. him or you?

i just like to think i'm intuitive with these things…

it's just a matter of time before someone cheats, bails, or dies.

i love you. you're beautiful.

i like those things, but i get it. not for everyone.

tonight's a bad night.

the most romantic stories of all time are doomed.

i should just let you clear your head.

you don't want to miss this, do you?

why are you single?

wow. that's really… sad.

why didn't a single one of you tell me that there is a maniac running around slaughtering people on valentine's day?

listen, i told you it was fine and i meant it. it's all good.

what's wrong with my clothes?

try it. maybe you'll like it.

we've met before.

you deserve to have someone love you for the beautiful, neurotic mess that you are.

what are you doing here?

i've heard so much about you.

you want to know how i feel about romance?

it's a five-letter word for a dog, ending in H.

i'm not married.

what does that mean?

sorry it's so messy. i had a house cleaner, but she won the lottery last week and fired me.

i didn't know that murder was a love language.

do you need anything? water, coffee?

i just haven't met the right person.

it's a sexy dress.

i have been waiting here for over an hour!

i almost got murdered tonight.

i'm proud of you for pursuing your dreams.

that was really impressive.

do we know each other?

you're really good at detective work.

you're tall and ripped and perfectly capable of defending yourself.

it's okay, i'll just break the window.

don't get killed, alright?

i'm not on the apps.

also, yes, that was sarcasm.

oh my god, this night could not get any worse.

how long have you known ____?

just you and me. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me the truth.

why would he say that?

oh, no, we're not a couple.

you sit tight. we're not done yet.

you don't know me. and you don't get to cast judgment just because i don't think like you, okay?

hww. hysterical white woman.

what the hell are you doing?

i'll be here.

my parents had this, like, storybook romance. they were literally perfect together.

it was just one single night.

i spent so long running from love, convinced it would destroy me.

everything okay?

it's your turn.

we had to kiss because my ex... he was there and i was jealous. it's really stupid.

so what else do you want to tell me?

stay safe. have a good night.

how do you blow off steam when you're alone with your thoughts?

you got it in my mouth.

oh my god, i'm so sorry. i thought you were somebody else.

i don't know what you want me to say.

i want the storybook thing.

baby, you're so wet.

why don't you just take a seat while i look for the first aid kit?

i really love that fucking accent.

do you ever get lonely, on the road?

i told you!

so you're not interested in him, romantically?

i really wasn't expecting company.

i'm so sorry, this is all my fault.

that was a performance to seem maybe more desirable and perhaps less pathetic in front of an ex.

are you okay?

you're a terrible shot, by the way.

that's exactly what i think a lunatic would say.

why is that relevant?

i'm sorry. i don't want to sit on your nice clothes.

i can sleep in the panic room.

just girl talk.

hey, can you hold off a second?

you know what you should do? you should go to her, tell her you love her, then never let her go.

you saved my life.

do you know what we just did?

i'm sorry. i'm just scared.

i think tonight should have been, like, the worst night of my life. but it isn't.

that's so hot.

you're punching with your thumb inside your hand, which is not a good thing.

will you relax?

no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.

i'm really sorry about tonight. i swear i'm not a lunatic.

your chemistry is undeniable.

forgive me.

i actually kind of like this movie.

you can be so clueless sometimes. it's one of the ten things i hate about you.

this is love. some kind of wonderful, crazy, stupid love.

i'm sorry i'm bleeding all over your floor.

how would you know?

we need to be quiet.

i mean, it hardly screams romance to me.

does it hurt?

a little space? any closer, you'd be inside me.

i think you're doing a pretty good job right now if i do say so myself.

maybe we lay low for a little bit.

i'll go check it out.

that's what people say before they get stabbed to death.

don't worry, lover boy. i'll protect you.

are you surprised?

i fucked up. i met a really, really great guy, and now he's gone.

i wasn't entirely honest at dinner.

did you hear that?

my dad died, and i don't think my mom ever fully recovered.

you talk too much.

i'm being facetious, obviously.

hey, i was holding my own.

when i was a kid, my parents just hated each other. i mean, they fought all the time.

what are you doing?

i know stuff like this can freak you out, but…

what did i miss?

he's trying to kill us!

you're really good at this.

i just put every girl i fall for on a pedestal, only to have my heart broken over and over and over.

i hate this feeling.

don't be silly. i'll give you a ride home. least i can do.

i really can't do blood.

at least they're having fun.

that is not a weapon!

get your mind out of the gutter.

i don't know who you're talking about.

love hurts, bitch.

do you think it's weird having a date here after everything that happened?

god, you're so hard.

we're not a couple. we barely know each other.

this has been the best year of my life.

i thought we were a team.

you're funny.

i don't think i can do that.

hey, you need a backup.

we were with each other all night and we got attacked and we got separated back there.

what the fuck does that mean?

that's not possible.

i'm not okay. but thank you for asking.

let me help you out.

you ditched me.

these muscles were not made for violence. they're for cuddling.

where are you?

your dad jokes are top notch.

i really appreciate the compliments, especially coming from you. but right now is not the time, okay?

you look super cute.

you're gonna be famous.

she's not my type.

can i see that?

do you have something you wanna tell me?

hey, do you need a ride?

i told you i was not good with blood.

you're never gonna believe what happened.

are you okay? tell me the truth.

that's very cute.

i'm gonna leave you alone now.

just wanna make sure you got home safe.

it's a ring.

could you save his life with yours, thus proving that love really does conquer all?

i don't know what to say.

listen to me. you deserve to be happy.

who the fuck did we kill?

you're the fucking best.

this is where i realized i was in love with you.

will you marry me?

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"I believe I'm a good person."

"What did you say to me, skank?"

"Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail"

"She/He is a mythic bitch"

"For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure"

"Why now are you pulling on my dick?"

"You just gotta prove, you're not a pussy anymore!"

"You're not a lame ass anymore!"

"Hey, mister no-name kid...so who might you be?

"It's fine if you don't agree...but I would fight for you, If you would fight for me."

"When everything numbs, who needs cocaine?"

"Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?"

"Freeze your brain, shatter your skull, fight pain with more pain."

"Let's rub each other's backs, while watching porn on Cinemax!"

"So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?"

"Fill that joint and roll it tight, ain't nobody home tonight!"

"I think that's what they call "Third base"."

"Showing up here took some guts, time to rip them out."

"People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal."

"There's no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

"I need it hard, I'm a dead girl walkin'!"

"I'm hot and pissed and on the pill."

You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree."

"Slap me! Pull my hair! Touch me there and there and there!"

"What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet?"

"No one sees the me inside of me..."

"I am more than just a source of handjobs."

"Once, you were geeky and nerd, now you’re flirty, freaky, and dirty."

"I bit my tongue so long, I learned to count to ten."

"Move bitch, this my song!"

"Our love is God."

"I worship you, I'd trade my life for yours."

"Oh, well, I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport."

"What the fuck have you done?!"

"I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!"

"We're "damaged". Really "damaged". But that does not make us "wise"."

"Don't stop looking in my eyes."

"The revolution came and went, tried to change the world, barely made a dent."

"So [NAME]! I'm ending our affair, and I faked it, every single time!"

"We'll sink any minute, so someone must go."

"There's nowhere to hide."

"You don't deserve to live!"

"Here have a sedative!"

"Now we're all grown up and we know better..."

"But I believe that any dream worth having, is a dream that should not have to end."

"You don't know what my world looks like!"

"Knock! Knock! Sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know!"

"We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors, bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores! We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!"

"You left me and I fell apart. I punched the wall and cried.."

"Please don't leave me alone. You were all I could trust. I can't do this alone."

"This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb."

"I wish we'd met before, they convinced you life is war!

"I am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair."

"Hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me."

"You look like hell."

"I just got back."

"Are there any happy endings?"

"If no one loves me now, someday somebody will."

STARSET // DIVISIONS

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE ❝This place is a dessert for the mind: devoid of emotion & barren of thought.❞ ❝The real world can’t compare.❞ ❝Contemplating the real world leads to seeing the world for what it is: a prison.❞ ❝A cell for the mind, body & soul.❞ ❝All my life I’ve been a prisoner.❞ ❝Cowering at the idea that I might be capable of unique thought.❞ ❝Terrified at what my own instincts might lead to.❞ ❝I’ve heard rumours: filtered, distant, fading.❞ ❝I seek to know the truth.❞

MANIFEST ❝Fall in & fall away.❞ / ❝This love is in retrograde.❞ ❝I can see the darkness.❞ ❝You come to me and then you slip right through.❞ ❝Why’s it always touch & go?❞ ❝We’ll never even know what it’s like.❞ ❝I’m falling through space & time.❞ ❝I think I’m getting used to the fire fight.❞ ❝I kinda think you like this.❞ / ❝There’s something in the hate we make.❞ ❝Every time I’m onto you, you change it up.❞ ❝Left me with no place to go.❞ ❝Every night you’re getting dimmer.❞ ❝I’ve been getting ready for the bombshell.❞ ❝Is my fate silver-lined?❞ /  ❝I hate the silver line!❞ ❝I was always the optimist.❞ / ❝I never thought of this.❞ ❝Tell me, when will all this pass?❞ ❝Never could taste your life.❞ / ❝Never my place in time.❞

ECHO ❝I used to be divinity.❞ / ❝I used to be a god in my mind.❞ ❝I didn’t know I was blind.❞ ❝Every time I set a course into the dark night, you would follow me silently.❞ ❝You would follow me silently with searchlights.❞ ❝I was only in my mind.❞ / ❝You were on the outside waiting.❞ ❝Your voice could save me.❞ / ❝I just want to hear your melody.❞ ❝I call & I can hear you sing: but it’s only my echo.❞ ❝I thought it was destiny.❞ / ❝I was gonna conquer the sky.❞ ❝I was gonna conquer the sky then plummet to the ground & be anchored my your side.❞ ❝Every time I found myself upon new heights, I would climb again & leave you in the moonlight.❞ ❝I know life is a journey, so what happened to me?❞ ❝Why was I in such a hurry?❞ / ❝Why were you in such a hurry?❞ ❝You gave up on me early.❞ ❝Show the way ‘cause it’s blurry.❞ / ❝Show the way & your mercy to me.❞

WHERE THE SKIES END ❝We are the lost & the silent.❞ / ❝We are the shackled & small.❞ ❝We’re looking up at the giants.❞/ ❝We’re going to watch when they fall.❞ ❝Lay your burdens on me.❞ ❝I can handle the weight of the world with you on my shoulders.❞ ❝We won’t just fall away.❞ / ❝We were not born to fade.❞ ❝Our stories are past the horizon.❞ / ❝We’re chasing the sun ‘til we find them.❞ ❝Goodbye to what we made, no matter anyway.❞ ❝We’re climbing until we transcend.❞ / ❝To where the skies end.❞ ❝These aren’t the dreams of our fathers.❞ ❝There’ll be no wishing on stars.❞ ❝Let them come test who we are.❞ ❝We left our chains.❞ / ❝We left them down below.❞ ❝We are all rising above.❞ / ❝We were not born to stay low.❞  ❝Show me your strength, it’s more than you know.❞ ❝You’ll never know what you’re made of until you set food down the road.❞ ❝We knew this day was set long ago.❞ ❝When the sharks smell the blood, they will all see it’s their own.❞

PERFECT MACHINE ❝Lay your heart into my perfect machine.❞ ❝I will show you what you wanted to see.❞ / ❝Just a mirror ‘til I get what I need.❞ ❝The reverie is not of me.❞ / ❝You never saw nothing.❞ ❝I’m just a liar without deceiving.❞ / ❝I’m just a broken blown make-believing.❞ ❝I should’ve let you know you should’ve run for cover.❞ ❝I’m just a parlour trick, a two-bit counterfeit.❞ ❝I will use it to protect you from me.❞ / ❝I will never let you see what’s belief.❞ ❝Good for you & good for me.❞ ❝We told ourselves we’re right where we’re ought to be.❞ ❝Even you know, this was all for nothing.❞ ❝I suppose though, as far as I know, we were both pretending.❞

TELEKINETIC ❝I’m just a puppet in your play.❞ / ❝You pull the strings & I obey.❞ ❝Could it be a hex?❞ ❝You took another victim.❞ ❝Put me in check with your hands wrapped ‘round my neck.❞ ❝I can’t breathe at the thought of you.❞ ❝Set me free.❞ / ❝I’ve been caught in you.❞ ❝I found my role in a tragedy.❞ / ❝I lost my soul in the make-believe.❞ ❝Just a doll with your threads sewn into me.❞ / ❝Paralysed when you finally cut the strings.❞ ❝Run my life ‘til you rip the seams.❞ / ❝Build it up in a technicolour dream.❞ ❝A prisoner just for you.❞ / ❝I’m a fool again, you got inside.❞ ❝It’s gonna pull me in.❞ / ❝I fell for this lie.❞ ❝A puppet inside & you’re the reason.❞ / ❝You take my control: mind, body & soul.❞

STRATOSPHERE ❝I saw what you emanate.❞ ❝I held my hand to take a piece of it with me.❞ ❝It burned my soul to see.❞ ❝Take me far from here.❞ / ❝Are you even there?❞ ❝I miss the way you felt to breathe & it fills me with despair.❞ ❝You fill my lungs & take away the air.❞ ❝I climb to where the sky fades.❞ ❝I caught your eyes.❞ ❝I can’t cauterise the open wound you made.❞

FAULTLINE ❝First you gotta know how to play the victim.❞ ❝Hate to tell you so, but you repeat the symptoms like an aftershock.❞ ❝I only want to make it stop.❞ ❝You make it stronger as it grows.❞ ❝No, I’m not too shocked.❞ ❝Caught me shaking at the sight.❞ / ❝Got me quaking in my mind.❞ ❝You’re tripping over every fault of mine.❞ / ❝You’re breaking open every single time.❞ ❝It’s never black and white.❞ ❝Going seismic out of spite.❞ ❝I never know if it’s your fault or mine.❞ ❝You don’t wear a scar, but I’m the one in stitches & I don’t know why.❞ ❝You point the finger every time.❞ ❝When’s it gonna end?❞ / ❝What you gonna say say?❞ ❝You’ve been seeing red & there’s no one left to blame.❞

SOLSTICE ❝I remember blue skies.❞ / ❝I remember how you were.❞ ❝Not ready but you were.❞ / ❝Pulled me in ‘til I came alive.❞ ❝To the sun, there was nothing higher.❞ ❝In the solstice of your ever-light, I saw to my future.❞ ❝Don’t let me let the dark take over.❞ ❝I was in a landslide.❞ / ❝You were an earth-mover.❞ ❝Trapped inside the confines of a mind.❞ ❝You were solstice, you were ever-light, & I miss the way you were.❞

TRIALS ❝These trials make us who we are.❞ ❝We’re motivated by the scars that we’re made of.❞ ❝We take our places in the dark & turn our hearts to the stars.❞ ❝Hear me from the bottom.❞ ❝Forged in regret, I’m the silversmith.❞ ❝Doomsday, you had it coming - marching the streets with an iron fist.❞ ❝Obey no more in silence.❞ ❝The steel in our hearts will be monuments.❞ ❝Today, they’ll hear the violence.❞ ❝We’ll rise from the dark like Lazarus.❞ ❝The ending won’t be forgotten.❞ / ❝It’s written in the stars & the hieroglyphs.❞ ❝We’ve come out to play.❞ / ❝Show me a new way.❞ ❝Slowly, they’ve lead you astray.❞ / ❝Away we go now, into the fray.❞

WAKING UP ❝Is this real?❞ ❝I reach into the darkness & there’s nothing to hold.❞ ❝The more I try to stop this, the more I lose control.❞ ❝Am I just a ghost in my own machine?❞ ❝Am I just a ghost in my own machine in a sandbox in the entropy?❞ ❝Some reality got a hold of me, but I don’t think I’ll escape.❞ ❝Am I too attached to a memory?❞ / ❝Stuck in my head for eternity.❞ ❝Am in a dream or the in-between?❞ ❝I’m not waking up.❞ / ❝I don’t think ‘cause I’m not waking up.❞ ❝They say there’s no escaping.❞ / ❝It’s a never ending road.❞ ❝My salvation lost in translation.❞

OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE ❝Ten feet tall behind your wall, telling yourself that you’re not small.❞ ❝Roll yourself into a tight ball.❞ ❝You can’t be lost if you’ve gone AWOL.❞ ❝You’ve never had one question, so comfortable living life so certain.❞ ❝Let me tell you about this then: no one really knows the truth.❞ ❝There are monsters in the sky.❞ / ❝There are demons in the sea.❞ ❝I have seen them with my eyes.❞ / ❝I’ve seen what you won’t see.❞ ❝Pull the wool out from your eyes, it won’t shade your fail belief.❞ ❝In the end we cannot hide.❞ / ❝There are other worlds than these.❞ ❝Closed up minds are hearty seeds.❞ / ❝So plant yourself a gallows tree.❞ ❝Bury your head so you won’t see.❞ / ❝The truth you hide is the truth we seek.❞ ❝Feed it fiction & lies.❞ / ❝Oh, how it grows. The roots are all shallow.❞ ❝Hide yourself up inside & on it grows: reaping from the cell you sow.❞ ❝Is it all an oddity?❞ / ❝Is it all a tragedy?❞ ❝Are we flakes of empty dust spinning on a ball of rust?❞ ❝The light is ours to see.❞ ❝You had eyes but sewed them shut.❞ / ❝But that feeling in your gut won’t fade.❞ ❝Are we flashes in a rut going in & out of luck?❞ ❝The answers will not change, even when they’re covered up.❞ ❝All the questions in your gut won’t fade.❞