#royslop

yeah this ones not my best work

weirdly good at doing hair. he used to do wendys hair when they were kids and running around as a weird little duo. cut all his hair off with a pocket knife when he was a kid but had to learn how to manage wendys without her mama around to do it for her. definitely a learning curve trying to braid a sad little 4 year olds very very very curly hair you have no experience with. but. anything for his baby sister. swiped a bunch of stuff from beauty supply stores just to do it right. he care her.

teenage roy was very rodrick heffley. does he know about the D-O-R-E? punk slightly scummy also a massive idiot teenage roy how you amuse me. ik that black pencil liner was SMUDGED. insert rodrick recording gif here. literally him at any of his siblings events. im sorry women. here are some redrawings of roy as rodrick heffley moments.

i never said theyd be good redrawings.

absolutely massive closet. i used to work at a place where one of our bestsellers was £120 hugo boss polo shirts that were beyond ugly as fuck. roy is the kind of mf to buy an overtly expensive basic ass clothing piece just because it's overtly expensive. girl you do not need a 400 doll hair white tank top when has anybody ever needed this. roy has a bigger walk in wardrobe than wendy does. a fiend for a massive fur coat and a slutty tank top. its not his fault he looks good in it, cope.

literally the worst with his personal finances. great at business, absolutely abysmal at using his coin on personal purchases. girl why are you buying the ugliest fucking pair of shoes to ever shoe just because they cost a fat stack of coins. roy makes a Lot of drunk transactions. please stop buying the entire club a round. your credit card doesnt like this. how are you in ridiculous amounts of credit card debt with this much money to your name. literally just pay them. your dad is the KING.

dabbles in a little modelling. one of you fuckers in the epic cool marz discord said my roy sim looks like he models for dsquared and i took that and ran ig. he really does that was a bang on observation i cant even fault it. they wanted to put him on the cover of vogue but his legs were tooooooo longgggg. he loves it. pretends he just does it for the attention. and thats partially true. but he loves it. feels so CUNT on a runway. also underwear models but only one of you wants to know about that x.

amy winehouse superfan. massive portrait tattoo of her face on his upper arm. he has all her vinyls. he has cds of all her albums. she is his top artist every year. gets wine drunk and cries listening to her music. don't tell anyone.

heavily tattooed in general tbf. he has that heart neck tattoo all scumbags in their 20s have, the aforementioned amy winehouse portrait, a massive watercolour-y flower sleeve with magnolias and cherry blossoms (theyre wendys favourite), big rose on the back of his hand, cross and flowers and other boring shit for chest tattoos, tramp stamp (HOT STUFF. in pink swirly cursive of course <3), definitely has stupid knuckle tattoos, hes tatted all over. you get the gist. he likes looking TUFF. and. he likes the art. he likes all his tattoos. even the bad ones he got with a fake id when he was fifteen. shout out shitty dragon on his shoulder.

extremely overprotective of all his siblings. extremely. roy youre an Adult Man you cannot threaten 14 year olds that make fun of your also 14 little brother thats how you go to Prison. dude has gotten in fights with guys that have messed with wendy. he spent his time in highschool lamping mfs that would screw with iggy. he lurks in the corner of all lemmys drag shows just to make sure his brothers okay. ludwig and morty dont really need him but hes like a scary guard dog anyway. even if he doesnt always get along with his siblings and hes kind of. abrasive. he is terrified to not be vigilant. suffocatingly protective. scary dog.

do you guys know that one monsters university scene where squishy lassoes sulley onto the dance floor. very roy and larry. he tries so hard to be cool and nonchalant and effortlessly a tough guy. but hes a little dorky inside. a lil bit of a softie. come on big guy we cant be maxxing and mogging 24/7 have fun. hes a bit more willing to relax if its just he and his siblings. dudes got a reputation. but he loves his family. and he knows it makes them happy when he engages with them.

despite his entire self worth being based on how many people perceive him at any given moment, roy absolutely fucking hates making eye contact. loathes it. do not ever lock eyes with this man lest he fucking kill you. the sunglasses help mitigate the discomfort he feels because people cant see where hes looking. usually just past them. if theyre his gym bros hes looking at their pecs. gay ahh. most people tend to Stare at his eyes because of the colour and his nystagmus and he. absolutely fucking hates this. stop staring, freaks.