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Young volunteers from Wyke inspiring their community

Young people from the Wyke area of Bradford District have been recognised for volunteering their time to help refurbish their local community centre with inspirational designs. The Lord Mayor of Bradford, Coun Geoff Reid, and the Lady Mayoress, presented young people with Lord Mayor’s Awards certificates at a celebratory event on 4 August which was attended by local councillors and all the…

First things first in the couple news of the day, Cameron and Harmony are finally a thing. Now the two cupcakes have moved on from that 'skinny love' phase they had going on and got together to make one nauseatingly cute couple. You can now place your bets on how long they will last. I swear, they're so sweet you'll get diabetes from just looking at them, so viewers, be advised. 

Then let's take a moment to talk about the pageant queen herself, Miss Maisie. After a little tiff with a certain pint-sized ballerina, chastising the young girl for "complaining about her gaming system," the pageant queen then went on the very next day to complain that none of her many clothes looked good on her. Does anyone smell a hypocrite? 

Next up, we have Marcus, the party man, himself, who may not be attending any parties for the moment. Apparently after some massive fight with his parents, undoubtedly over something along the lines of how their son is such a bum and going nowhere in life, but that's besides the point. The after is where it gets interesting. Apparently Daddy Royds is now in the hospital, though the jury's out on why. Maybe he couldn't handle his son being such a failure. Tick, tock, Marcus. The clock is ticking.

 And then we have Monica and Ethan who have hit an all new level of weird. After going on one date, the two have become "parents" to a dog. Way to jump ahead 10 steps, you two. Having a "child" is something that comes after marriage, or an i love you, or at least a proper label. But I suppose when you pair a twitchy dork with a cold-hearted bitch you get a very unconventional relationship. Bore.

And then just as he was about to make the disappointment list again, Destin decided to give me something to work with. Thanks to a clingy little blonde who spends so much time crying she could provide a village in Africa with a lifetime supply of water, we now know that apparently Destin has been getting a whole different kind of job while he was at work. Seems as though Sasha and Destin are more than just co-workers, and apparently seem to be on good terms still. Watch out, you two. Friends with benefits never works out, and I don't think Sasha will be the one doing the heartbreaking.

And on the disappointment list this week we have none other than the following: 

Salem

Lily

Aubrey

Becca

Ivy

Jude

James

Step it up, kids. I can feel myself yawning already