#royalmedia

Alastor can do and get anything he wants, not because he's the most powerful sinner but because he has the most powerful/influential people in hell wrapped around his finger. He just widens his big doe eyes and says a soft "Luci" or "Lily" or "Vinnie" and they perk up like a dog when you say "treat".

The second Alastor's partner is paying attention to a screen instead of him he gets pissed off. Vox is scrolling on his phone, Lucifer is watching a soap opera, Lilith is writing emails, it does not matter who it is or what screen they're looking at he's not having it. He will slap Vox's phone out of his hands, rip out the chords to Lucifer's TV, and slam Lilith's laptop shut, and then he will plop himself on top of them until they stop struggling.