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one time saiki sccidentally switches aiura and toritsukas powers and aiura like wow this sucks everything feels so much more crowded and loud and keeps moving out of the way of ghosts or buimping into living people and all that. toritsukas like wow everythings so quiet and empty, this is so weird and scary but then in saiki k fashion he tries finding out his lottery numbers and gets hit by a truck

I will never shut up about how funny Matt Engarde is as a concept like if he was just a regular actor for like adult movies & tv shows it’s kinda whatever but no he’s a CHILDRENS SHOW ACTOR!! Fucker might get cast in a Space Jam spin-off, maybe he’s been a celebrity cast in a Scooby doo movie we don’t know!! and he hired an assassin to kill his fellow children’s show actor rival, wild.

the concept of wocky & apollo are friends after the trial is very funny bc imagine you are at the agency to hire apollo to defend your loved one or whatever and the kitakis son just busts in, the only heir of the former mob but he also brought cupcakes and now you’re telling him how they taste

God where’s that post that’s like a picture of tfp Starscream with like “} he killed someone thats so awful, } he’s growing on me, } super long paragraph about him”

genuinely cannot believe all might had a hot sugar daddy named dave and wore varsity jackets saying plus ultra while they drove around in a fancy car