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[Evolution Tributes] part 3 - choose your tag team

First of all, Sami & friends vs the MFT is fully available for free on YouTube and I am begging you to give it a watch, leave a comment, etc. It is not enough to not watch the thing that disgusts you, you also have to hype up the things you did like and talk at length where you can be heard about it

My absolute first thought was outrage that the shark cages were gone. I bet this is the men's heel team's fault btw. But Rhea coming in carrying Iyo's trashcan highkey made up for it

Becky having History With People TM and yelling absolutely unhinged things while shoving their faces into the cage was the highlight of the early section of the match. That section where she and Charlotte were doing the same moves to Iyo and Asuka respectively had me shaking

Kairi coming in with the chain was so much fun and I love how it got used. I just wish they hadn't got a bunch of close ups of it bc it couldn't have been more evident that it was plastic

Rhea came into the match with full intention to win the yuri competition and literally no other thoughts in mind. I need a singles Rhea vs Becky like I need to breathe, I loved the trashcan spot on Kairi, Rhea lifting AJ was delightful... There's a good reason why this woman is in the GOAT conversation at her age

Nia body-slamming Rhiyo when they were hugging was honestly hilarious

I loved everything they did with Lash and how much obvious care and thought went into showing her off and protecting her. Can't wait to see what the next move is for her

Loved the ending, can't wait for the Becky/AJ/Jess Carr feud to continue

John Cena vs The Judgement Day was magnificent. I credit the chicken tendies I went well out of my way to get. I popped so hard whenever the women interfered and I didn't even know what was in store for me yet

The fake injury moment mimicking Penta's real injury was machavelian. Nasty as all hell. I was fairly confident it was a work just because of the way the camera lingered on Dom but I still had my hardest pop for my girls doing their finishers on Cena. Proud of and happy for them, mad respect to him

I acknowledge Finn and JD was there, the double AA on them was fun, but there is no part of my heart or mind that won't forever think of this match as "Cena vs the women of TJD" and yes I am including DomDom in that

Unfortunately I looked at tumblr at the wrong moment so I was spoiled for Liv's return but damn if that shit wasn't elegant. Perfectly crafted to give every single wrestling fan in the world their own pop and their own wtf moment. I'm so scared for what she'll do tonight

Even as someone that didn't grow up with him... Thank you Cena 🫡🫡🫡

Unfortunately I was completely wiped out by the time it got to Vaquer vs Bella. All I remember is Stephanie's shiny trail and how awkward the Devil's Kiss on the announce table was