*jared kleinman voice* some people?? pretend to only hang out with their best friend--who they’re actually in love with--because of their “car insurance”??? to cope????
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*jared kleinman voice* some people?? pretend to only hang out with their best friend--who they’re actually in love with--because of their “car insurance”??? to cope????

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evan: so i heard u like bad boys
jared: no, not really
evan: oh thank god
evan: *taps jared* but do you?
jared: it’s 3 am
evan: yeah, and?
jared: yeah, i still love you
jared: that’s gay
evan: what’s gay?
jared: me
evan: you’re gay?
jared: yeah, i’m gay
evan: cool. keep up the good work.
jared: thanks.

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me: i don’t give a shit
narrator: actually, he gave many shits
zoe: hey, ev, are you free on friday? at like 8 pm?
evan: yes??
zoe, to jared: what about you?
jared: yeah, i’m free too.
zoe: great! because i’m not! you two go without me... enjoy your date!
jared: did she just-?
evan: she did.
evan: the stars are so beautiful
jared: they’re just giant balls of gas
evan: don’t ruin the momen-
jared: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
evan, choking up: oh,,