“Mikey has fall asleep on his back in tha pool a few times an’ it makes him look like a giant floaty. It’s funnier when he’s on his pizza floaty because he looks like a toppin.” Raph chuckled.

“Yeah, and you keep fuckin’ jumping on me to see if you float too! You ain’t Billy so stop trying to scare the hell out of me man, I’m just trying to chill.” Mikey argued.

“Man, I love sex an’ I may be tha most horn dog of tha group but it isn’t always on my mind. I think which fucker I’ll torture next. I think bout relaxin’ with a good smoke or drink while watchin’ a movie or tv show. I think bout good food because Mikey always gets me hungry when he talks bout new recipes ta try. I think bout hangin’ out wit my brothers when they aren’t a pain in tha ass, I think bout takin’ a bike ride ta tha city an’/or goin’ on a hunt just ta scare asshats for fun.” Raphael grinnned. “So no, sex isn’t always on my mind but it will be there when I want it.”

“Of course I do. What’s the problem? They’ve used me fer my body many times so what’s the difference if I do it?” Raphael shrugged.

Gabby smirks as she gently taps the card against Leos arm playfully to get his attention. “Evening Leonardo. I’m not sure if you celebrate Valentine’s Day or not, but I thought I would give the silent yet deadly leader a little something.,” she lifts up the card to him with a smile, “Happy Valentine’s Day Blue.”

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There was an amused glint in his blue eyes as they moved from reading the card and then up to The young woman. “Happy Valentine’s day to you as well, young lady. Makes me wondering what I have done to make you think of me that way?...except for that last line. It definitely caught me off guard as I wouldn’t consider that to be divine.” Leo chuckled and smiled at Gabby. 

“Especially wit tha healthy green shit he be eatin’, his gas be nasty as fuck. Could probably burn off someone’s eyebrows if he tried.” Raph quickly added, making a disgusted face. But snickered as his older brother quickly turned to give him a death glare.

“.......Excuse me and my language Miss as I proceed to tell my brother to go fuck himself wholeheartedly. He is lucky we don’t have hair.”

Raphael grinned and slid his hands under her bottom to pick her up in his arms. “Merry Christmas, firecracker. Can’t tell if ya were naughty or nice this year, seems like ya were a little bit of both ta me.” He laughed.

“Not much little lady. Been on tha mun’s ass fer bein’ so quite on here but she’s slowly coming back. Finally.” Raphael grumbled. “As much as I get annoyed by Leo’s lecturing, Mikey’s overally happy voice and Sam remindin’ me ta stop upsettin’ tha clients-I hate tha silence. Drives me crazy when it’s too quiet.”